Labour home care policy unveiled (part one)

Sign

The first signs of the chaos about to be unleashed by new social services boss Peter Hammond emerged this week after his plan to reconstitute the ‘Adult Social Care Select Committee’ was hastily cancelled via the pages of The Evening Cancer.

The idea to reconvene the select committee to “reconsider” the privatisation of the council’s home care service was, of course, originally proposed by the Lib Dems at the last full council meeting and voted down by Labour, the Tories and the Greens as an inadequate response.

Labour’s plan to steal the Lib Dem policy was first revealed by less-than-impressed Green councillor Charlie Bolton on his blog on Tuesday. The move was then confirmed by new Lib Dem councillor Alex Woodman on Wednesday along with audible howls of Lib Dem derision.

Hammond, perhaps realising that pursuing a Lib Dem proposal he had rubbished just a week earlier may not be the smartest political move, then rushed to The Cancer to issue an immediate denial that he had ever even considered setting up such a committee:

“I can also state clearly there will not be a select committee to oversee the progress of home care as I feel that would hold things up.”

Utter rubbish. A brief look at the city council website reveals that an ‘Adult Social Care Select Committee’ to be chaired by Hammond’s colleague John Bees was set up to be active from 22 May 2007. So it seems Hammond is telling The Cancer politically expedient porkies that the newspaper seems only too happy to print.

In place of this hurriedly cancelled select committee, Hammond told The Cancer, “What we will be doing is going back and consulting with users and workers and looking at how we can improve the service and increase levels of service.”

This is actually quite a revelation. As more informed observers have always suspected, the Labour group, despite election promises to keep homecare “in-house”, don’t actually have a plan of any kind for home care at present beyond uncosted aspirations. Although Hammond has at least now deemed to set out a vague process for obtaining this plan.

Quite how Hammond’s process will differ from a select committee process is not something Hammond’s bothers to mention. Neither is it explored by The Cancer, despite the fact they assigned three journalists the task of copying out Hammond’s press release.

Certainly a select committee would consult with users and workers to look at how the service can improve and increase its levels of service. Indeed, it seems that this already happened at last year’s select committee – again chaired by Hammond’s colleague Bees – that concluded that the service needed to be privatised.

A conclusion later rejected by Bees and Hammond when they realised it may be electorally expedient to obtain the support and cash of their trade union friends and oppose the privatisation plans they had rubber-stamped.

The fact is Hammond’s latest proposal differs from working through a select committee in only one respect. Rather than the results of any consultation being considered by an all-party group, the results will be considered by just Peter Hammond!

This hardly sits well with Hammond’s leader Helen Holland’s recent statement that “transparency in decision-making was absolutely paramount” for her new administration.

So paramount in fact that any decision on home care by her administration will now be made behind closed doors rather than through an open, all-party committee! Brilliant. Very transparent Helen.

Coming soon:

Part Two – What happened to Labour’s commitment to “in-house” home care?

Part Three – The John Bees’ Guide to money

Part Four – Why hasn’t the Parrott squawked in the night?

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Hateworld's Slebwatch

Hate World

The world’s most pointless soldier, Harry Saxe-Coburg-Gotha has been spotted in a Bristol nitespot this week. Openly defying his tabloid newspaper imposed night club ban, the hapless soldier – who’s not allowed to go and fight any wars because the army Chief-of-Staff has recently discovered they’re dangerous – was spotted at ‘The Syndicate’ in Nelson Street.

The Blogger’s man out on the town says: “”He didn’t leave until 3 a.m. He was all alone from what I could see apart from his three bodyguards. He was very well behaved.”

Poor sod. A night out at ‘The Syndicate’ with three coppers makes a tour of Iraq sound like a breeze.

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Bristol’s first-ever big Brother contestant is now live on air! Emily Parr, who along with her twin sisters is known as ‘the Hilton sisters of Bristol’ (that’s what it says here anyway) has got off to a roaring start on the show.

With her diploma in drama from Filton College and her collection of mini-dresses, Emily has already awarded herself 10/10 for intelligence. And The Blogger’s man watching the telly says the 19 year old wannabe has also explained to her new friends: “”Qualifications don’t mean anything in acting. It’s about the talent”.

Which kinda makes you wonder what she’s doing on a reality TV show that involves no talent whatsoever. Don’t worry, she doesn’t know either: “”I didn’t plan to go on Big Brother… I don’t know how I got here,” she says.

Um… I think you’ll find you attended about three auditions and filled in a copious application forms love. A mistake anyone could make really.

This girl is TV gold I tell yer. She’ll go far.

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Bristol Labour: A lesson in hypocrisy

Ethics

As Bristol’s education system staggers from one crisis to the next, it’s nice to know that the council’s education department are making an effort. Would you believe they’ve even employed for us – at a salary not unadjacent to £40k a year – a Southville nanny-state liberal as an ‘Attendance and Behaviour Consultant’?

How kind of them. The logic here is faultless because the hopeless state of education in the city is obviously not down to an entire lack of any strategic direction for years on end, an incompetent local education authority, poor financial management, hopeless political leadership, promotion of fashionable liberal views over sound policy and endless short term political decision making. Oh no. The problem is down to our kids and their attendance and behaviour. So it’s lucky we’ve got a super-qualified liberal to sort it all out for us isn’t it?

And since this ‘Attendance and Behaviour Consultant’ came into post, Bristol schools have been inundated with workshops to tackle homophobia, policies to promote diversity and plenty of guidance on anti-racism as it’s plainly obvious that your average Bristol kid is a psychotic, racist, homophobic potential wife batterer in urgent need of saving from themselves by half-witted elitist do-gooders from Southville with a politically correct agenda straight out of Viz’s ‘The Modern Parents’.

However, on the subject of some of the more traditional aspects of behaviour – things like say truth, honesty, integrity, respect for people – this ‘Attendance and Behaviour Consultant’ is slightly less forthcoming. No policies, no papers, no workshops, no lectures on any of these.

I wonder… Could this have anything to do with the fact that, despite all that hectoring, holier-than-thou piss they spew out to the city’s teachers and our kids, the city’s ‘Attendance and Behaviour Consultant’ is in fact a dishonest, disreputable little shit whose personal standards of behaviour are an utter disgrace and an embarrassment to the city?

Could be. Because our schools’ ‘Attendance and Behaviour Consultant’ is none other than former RE teacher, Esther Pickup-Keller. Esther, it seems – when not promoting her politically correct codswallop to our children – is a member of the Labour Party. Not just any old member either. She’s an election agent for them.

In fact, at the last local elections she was an election agent for The Blogger’s old friend Bush Rat Ali, the Photoshop Faker! Yes him. The Lawrence Hill Labour Candidate caught bang to rights faking a photograph on his election leaflet “proving” he attended an anti-war rally.

And who was it that actually published, promoted and took legal repsonsibility for this leaflet aimed at misleading the public and affecting the course of an election? None other than Esther, the city’s ‘Behaviour and Attendance Consultant’ of course.

Yep. You got it. The person paid by Bristol City Council to improve our children’s attendance and behaviour at schools spends her spare time creating and promoting fakes, forgeries and set-ups with the deliberate intention of misleading the public on behalf of congenital idiots who fancy a political career!

You really couldn’t make it up could you? The response of the city’s ‘Attendance and Behaviour Consultant’ to her own colleague’s non-attendance at a stop the war protest is to lie about it. What a fantastic message for the children of our city. Thank god we’ve got her on board.

Oh, and if you think the Education Department might do something about this dodgy, dishonest undesirable charged with improving the behaviour of our kids – think again. She also happens to be the wife of the city’s new education boss, the less than entirely credible, Derek Pickup.

What hope do Bristol’s kids really have?

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Spot the difference: Peter Vain

OrangePeter Vain

Why was Peter Vain bright orange on Newsnight last night during the Labour Deputy Leadership debate?

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Two jags to two homes?

I see “real Labour” candidate for the Labour Deputy leadership, John Crud Arse was in Bristol on Saturday campaigning for more council housing.

Doubt he mentioned the council house he owns in Dagenham – where there is an acute shortage of cheap family accommodation – that he never uses just 13 miles from his workplace in Westminster. Also doubt he mentioned anything about his other £500,000 home in Notting Hill – he does use – paid for out of his MPs expenses from public funds.

The Notting Hill home has proved especially useful as it enables Crud Arse to send his son to the Cardinal Vaughan Memorial School, one of the most selective state schools in the country, half a mile away in Holland Park.

Predictably as a representative of “real Labour” Crud Arse is against selective schools for everybody else. Hypocrite Crud Arse is supported in his bid for the deputy leadership by the Amicus and T&G unions.

Elsewhere, Bristol Labour group leader, Helen Holland says of Saturday’s meeting: “All of them are promising to make a re-engagement with the party and listen to what it wants to do.”

Of course they are Helen. That’s why they elected that psychotic control freak Gordon Brown as Prime Minister because he’s really going to listen to the grass roots of the Labour Party isn’t he? Just like he’s been doing for the last 13 years.

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Pass the sickbag… It's a caring Conservative

VOTE BLUE... Vote blue

Charlotte Leslie, Tory Prospective Parliamentary Candidate for Bristol North West – now, incidentally, a Labour – Tory “super-marginal” due to boundary changes – writes from the comfort of her Chelsea home to the Evening Cancer to grab a share of the glory for saving the home care service.

Privately educated Charlotte, 28, who works for Tory intellectual David “Two Faces” Willets as a state education ‘expert’, is inviting us to believe that Cameron’s Tories give a toss about “the elderly and infirm”. Ha, ha, ha.

Don’t worry. Only another two more years of this skin-crawling bollocks to go before an election:

The following is a letter I have written to Bristol City Council’s leader, Councillor Helen Holland, following the meeting of May 22 (“We’re in charge”, Post, May 23).I was delighted that together Conservatives and Labour have worked to stop the misguided and damaging Liberal Democrat privatisation of home care in Bristol. I am sure that you will agree it is a victory, not for any political party, nor even for the home care campaign (impressive as it was), but ultimately for those vulnerable members of our community who are dependent on the service the council provides.

That is an example of politics at its best – when issues concerning the whole of Bristol are put before party politics in the Council House.

People tell me they are sick of seeing councillors engaging in introspective petty squabbling, and I think they are right.

A new administration means a new opportunity for Bristol; an opportunity to put its citizens at the heart of council business. You now have the responsibility of leadership and are in a position to make this happen.

Conservatives have given their support to the Labour group and enabled you to run the council as a minority administration. We have done this because issues like care for our elderly and infirm must come first.

And for the future, where we see the Labour group acting in the best interests of the public, we will wholeheartedly support you. But our support rests on that basis alone.

We have a duty to hold the council administration to account on behalf of our electorate, and we will steadfastly exercise that duty for the best interests of the public.

I sincerely hope that Tuesday night heralds a new chapter for Bristol City Council, and that we can work to restore the public’s trust in their publicly elected representatives.

Charlotte Leslie, Conservative Prospective Parliamentary Candidate, Bristol North West

Charlotte was also invited by the Labour Party and the trade unions – always keen to doff their caps to a toff – to address their mawkish ‘Celebration of care event at Bristol Cathedral recently.

Rather strange when you consider Charlotte is a very thinly disguised reactionary Tory crank and very much a part of David Cameron’s Eton dominated, ‘rich but dim’, West London set currently applying an amateurish Blair-style makeover to the party to make it appear electable.

She’s also, predictably, an Oxford graduate who’s spent time as a wonk at Michael Gove‘s irrelevant Policy Exchange thinktank and she currently edits the Bow Group‘s Crossbow magazine.

Despite these apparent intellectual credentials, her scant knowledge of the realities of local government finance and social services could see her cynical attempt to exploit the home care issue as a vehicle for her ‘compassionate Conservative’ agenda – originally touted by George W in his early days remember? – spectacularly backfire… And sooner than she thinks. But at least we now know who’s pulling the Tory strings down at The Council House.

Despite Charlotte’s current efforts to package herself as an intellectual heavyweight, her first – and only real – job out of Oxford tells you all you really need to know about her. Charlotte worked for the BBC on The Weakest Link!

Charlotte. You’re an over-privileged Tory cow. Fuck off.

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Achieving the desired effect

Diversity

Over on Bristol Indymedia some limp-wristed liberal is getting their sandals in a twist over my use of the term, er… Limp-wristed!

“It’s homophobic,” they thunder, “You’re worse than Jeremy Clarkson.”

Blimey. Pretty bad, eh? Let’s just think about world history for a moment – Genghis Khan… The Spanish Inquisition… Napoleon… Hitler… Stalin… Pol Pot… BBC Motoring Correspondents! Peas in a pod or wot?

Hopefully this middle class wanker will leave us all alone tomorrow when they ponce off back to their ‘Clare in the Community’, promoting-the-diversity-agenda non-job in some long-suffering, government-defined community where they can continue the important work of policing the language of the working classes for signs of Clarksonesque deviance.

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Sweary Blairy shocker!!!

Top of the range page 1 exclusive in today’s Observer, courtesy of of their Chief Political Commentator Andrew Rawnsley, whose Cambridge education certainly hasn’t been wasted.

Tony Blair, we’re breathlessly told… Wait for it… Swears! Well fuck me who’d thought it? Politicians swear? I’d never have believed it if The Observer hadn’t told me. What next? Journalists drink? Footballers break the speed limit? Models don’t eat? Where would we be without lazy Oxbridge liberals filling up space in Sunday newspapers?

The story is really an excuse to run a blatant puff piece promoting their friend Alastair Campbell’s new diaries – he swears too y’know! Blair, we’re told, has censored his swearing in the diaries because it may affect his “image” and apparently we’re all so stupid we believe what we see on TV.

Unfortunately then we won’t get to hear about the time Blair called Roy Hattersley “a cunt” or his description of our friends from the celtic fringe as “the fucking Welsh”. What a loss…

Rawnsley – “I’ve been known to swear myself” (who’d o’ thought it)? – is very keen however to promote the tedious Alistair Campbell myth and help him flog some books.

He plugs away for Campbell, “[the book] is bound to be riveting and revelatory about the heart of New Labour. He was at the centre of events for many years, he spent more face-time with Tony Blair than anyone else, he has the eye of a tabloid journalist for good stories and the ability to write them up with colour and verve.”

Utter bollocks. Campbell, it’s well-known, was an utterly ordinary journalist and writer. He once spent three years as Political Editor of The Sunday Mirror without once getting a front page exclusive.

What he was was a first class brown-noser who understood his job was to keep his head down and always do as he was told by Maxwell and the Labour leadership. And he met them via the Hampstead Labour Tribune set of Bob Millar his long term partner Fiona Millar’s father – who he courted assiduously.

Campbell is nothing but an ambitious and skilled social climber. Loyal to his “superiors” to the very end, his diaries will tell you nothing.

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If hyperbole could save the planet…

Critical Mass

Then the confused hippies on bikes over on Bristol Indymedia would be in business.

“State terror comes to the streets of Bristol!”, “We are being cohersed (sic) into a police state!”, they scream after a combination of cops and commuters started kicking the shit out of them as they embarked on the brilliant PR move of er… holding up the traffic in the middle of town at 5pm on the Friday before a bank holiday!

According to their publicity they did this to “communicate effectively with other road users and the authorities”!

What exactly were they expecting? Rousing cheers, showers of garlands and some tasteful small gifts from the grateful masses then a handshake from the coppers?

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New additions

Some new blogs added to the site:

Alex Woodman is the new 23 year old Lib Dem Councillor for Cabot who was recruited from his day job in Stephen Williams MP’s office. Alex got off to rather a poor start with his maiden speech at the Council House last week when he asked the mayor to use standing orders to remove the public from the chamber for shouting at him. Hopefully his blog will maintain this fine tradition…

The Secular Backlash is from Barton Hill and sensibly doesn’t like religion one little bit. This is a very entertaining blog at times.

Meanwhile Green blogs are growing like something that’s green and grows a lot. Vowles the Green is the blog of Knowle Green candidate Glen Vowles. It’s an interesting combination of local green issues and a sales pitch for the Open University who he works for.

Bristol Green Gage describes himself as “a Bristol Green Party footsoldier with a penchant for nettles”, which is nice. But aren’t Greens supposed to be pacifists? Do they have footsoldiers?

Are political bloggers taking over in Bristol yet? Certainly more information and analysis to be found in this little lot than in the Evening Cancer, the BBC and Venue

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