The strange case of the Brown-nosing Bristol MPs and the Stalinist sex pest

John ReidDawn PrimaroloGordon BrownJean Corston

Online Celtic fanzine ETims provides a reminder of the role two Bristol MPs – one current, one former – played in preventing former-Stalinist bully boy John Reid from running for the leadership of the Labour Party as the keeper of the true Blairite flame against Gordo earlier this year.

Reid has recently been appointed Chairman of Celtic and many supporters are less than happy to see Blair’s former Home Secretary at the club. Here’s the alleged inside story on Reid, doing the rounds again, that was originally planted in The Daily Mail in May:

John Reid’s surprise decision last week to scrap his plans to challenge Gordon Brown prompted a welter of speculation in Westminster.

Just days before, as bruiser Mr Reid was positioning himself to take on the Chancellor, his enemies in the Labour Party were queuing up to reveal why they considered him a liability.

Their accounts centred on drink-fuelled indecent proposals he allegedly made to one of Mr Brown’s closest allies, Treasury Minister Dawn Primarolo.

It’s alleged that Reid sexually harassed Primarolo over a number of years: “John came lurching up and said to Dawn, ‘I want to have sex with you, I want to fuck you, you want it as well.'”

Ms Primarolo’s friend and neighbouring Bristol Labour MP Jean Corston intervened and, according to a source, told Mr Reid: “You are a disgusting creature. Get away from her,” adding: “That’s it, I’m going to report him.”

Ms Corston, who is now a Baroness, told colleagues she raised the matter with John Smith, commenting: “It won’t be happening again.'”

The final straw apparently came when Reid staggered onto the floor of the house to vote and was stopped by an attendant, flung a punch and it was goodbye Glenfiddich

This story, planted just before Reid might have launched his leadership bid, undoubtedly came directly from the Brown camp – that includes Primarolo – to give Reid an idea what he was in for if he went ahead. Primarolo has neither denied nor confirmed the story as yet.

Brown was of course elected Labour leader unchallenged.

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Venue in gay fire fighters shocker!

Turned to the Lesbian, Gay, Bi, Tri, Trans and None of the Above-sexual pages of today’s Venue magazine – the nearest thing we have to a liberal voice here in Tory Town – hoping to read some informed comment from a gay perspective on the gay issue sweeping the city at the moment. This is, of course, the recent controversy over the disciplining of four Avon Fire & Rescue Service fire fighters for disturbing a load of men shagging each other on The Downs.

Unfortunately, it seems, the story’s failed to make the cut and has been spiked in favour of the apparently more newsworthy: “DADDY’S ON THE MOVE: Daryl W Bullock reports on the relocation of the Bristol Bear Bonanaza”!

No doubt news that Bristol’s bear festival may be moving from the Stag and Hounds in Old Market is truly fascinating stuff to those twenty people out there who really give a fuck . . . Good to see Venue’s got its news values sorted . . .

Somewhat disappointed we turn instead to the ‘Get me started’ opinion column at the front of the mag in search of some penetrating opinion. Here we’re confronted by some horrifying upper middle class bint called Harriet lecturing us about breast feeding.

Fact: people like Harriet need to fuck off, not be given space in the media to moralise to us about what they think to be their superior lifestyle choices. The world doesn’t need any more Madeleine fucking Buntings OK?

COMING SOON: The Bristol Blogger EXCLUSIVELY on that GAY FIRE FIGHTER FRENZY. The city’s leading gay commentator with the straight talking analysis others fear to print . . . Not to be missed!!!

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CONsultants: we're all in the wrong job

Leafing through the paperwork for this recent citizens’ jury on waste, which has finally been published and can be viewed on the city council’s website, I was particularly struck by the costs charged by the chosen consultants OPM.

OPM costs

They included a charge of £1,625 to “facilitate 2 x 2.5 hour workshops (at the start and end of the process)”. I calculate that to be a charge of £325 an hour. What kind of workshop was this?

“Ah,” I hear you say, “but there must be preparation time included in that as well.”

Indeed there was preparation time. Another £1,875 worth of it to be precise. This means the real rate for these two workshops was £3,500 or £700 an hour if you prefer.

Is this really good value for our money? And why couldn’t the council’s handsomely funded Corporate Consultation Unit do this work anyway? Aren’t we effectively having to pay twice to be consulted now?

The consultants selected for this exercise, OPM (Office for Public Management Ltd) make a big play of the fact that they are a ‘not-for-profit company’. Big deal. That doesn’t mean they’re a ‘not-fat-salaries-courtesy-of-the-taxpayer’ company does it? Indeed if they pay large enough wages out there’ll not make a profit anyway will they?

With all these large fees coming from the taxpayer, it’ll probably come as little surprise to most people that OPM are very close indeed to New Labour. One of their directors was even a researcher for Tessa Jowell until recently, which must make access to those lucrative public sector contracts just that little bit easier don’t you think?

OPM’s Diane Beddoes who ran the citizens’ jury in Bristol also has an ultra-Blairite background. She used to work for Opinion Leader Research, a market research company that was investigated by the Market Research Society because of its links to the Labour Party. More recently they were mired in more controversy when they were accused of running a rigged consultation on nuclear power for New Labour.

Whether any of this has any bearing on the decision of Bristol’s Labour administration to prefer OPM to their vastly cheaper in-house consultation unit is something I’ll leave for you to decide.

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On the culture front

It’s the blog ‘o the week . . . A big thanks to the Bone Blog for this one.

Liverpool - City of Culture

We couda been contenders . . . But thankfully Jeremy Isaacs saved us from a couple of bucks and a one-way ticket to Palookaville courtesy of £80k a year culture boss  Andrew Kelly and his crazed crew of business cheerleaders.

Instead we can gloat at the Liverpool’s embarrasing fiasco of c-list celebs, gormless PR, overpaid bureaucrats, missed deadlines and corporate profiteering that is the reality of being the city of culture 2008.

The full unvarnished truth can be found at www.liverpoolsubculture.blogspot.com. Enjoy!

Mind you, it should be remembered Kelly the Culture Clown did guarantee us the full programme of cultural events from his bid for 2008 anyway. The Blogger will be digging these out soon to bring you EXCLUSIVE news on what Kelly and his business friends will be doing for us next year.

Watch this space.

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Housing: Crisis? What Crisis?

Compare and contrast:

Bristol Evening Cancer Friday 5 October 2007

“I’ve got a friend who has three children living in a one-bedroom council flat. She’s been waiting for a new property for months but can only watch as more Somali’s move in around her. How is that right?

“I’ve been waiting for the council to put a shower in my house for years. I’m still waiting and will do for as long as they concentrate on housing Somalis and not looking after everyone who lives here.”

Alan Jones, of the Hillfields Area Housing Committee, said: “The parents are saying ‘oh look, they are getting all the houses’, and children are hearing this and they are reacting on what their parents are saying within the home.

“So if we get rid of these problems, and I know it’s a terrific problem – you can’t just appear with houses. But if we got rid of the housing problem that would go a long way.”

Bristol Evening Cancer Monday 8 October 2007

“We like the whole Urban Splash project so much we are even thinking of rejoining the queue for another apartment. It’s so young, vibrant and exciting. The cheaper ones are gone now, but we’d quite like to get one of the £155,000 one-bed flats as an investment.”

“Urban Splash are great. We’ve already got two of their apartments down in Plymouth. The design and architecture are second to none.”

“When the new South Bristol Hospital is built at Hengrove, there will be nurses looking for somewhere to rent. So we would let. But to be quite honest, the flats are so nice I’d be happy to live there myself.”

Are these things by any chance related?

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Nobel Peace Prize for Burma's monks!

Burmese monks

This is a bit of a rush . . . 

The Nobel Committee decides on the winner of the Nobel Peace Prize this coming week. If you think the prize should go to the Burmese Buddhist monastic order (sangha) there’s a petition you can sign at http://www.petitiononline.com/nobel007/petition.html.

It’ll certainly make a change from the one of the usual diplomatic politically correct pompous gits that gets it.

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The life and times of Michael Cocks #4

Dawn Primarolo - Barred!

Keren Suchecki comments:

In the early 80s Michael Cocks used to be in the Hartcliffe Labour club every Sunday lunchtime (as was I), where people would queue to speak to him about their problems. I don’t know how successful he was at solving these problems, but the image of him having a pint and a chat to people every week is a pretty good one in my memory. Dawn never took up the tradition and Hartcliffe people hated her for years after she took the seat, mainly cause she just wasn’t Michael Cocks!

Another reason you never saw the Dim Prawn in the South Bristol Labour Club was because she was barred! Is this the only Labour MP ever to have been barred from her own constituency Labour Club?

She was especially person non grata by the early nineties when this Bennite, so-called left-wing alternative to the ‘right wing’ Cocks had already moved well to right of him and was carving out a nice career for herself as a Blairite loyalist.

No surprise then that Dawn was first in the queue last year to wield the ceremonial sledgehammer and knock down the Labour Club to make way for an egalitarian and left-wing Morrisons supermarket for the people instead. (Perhaps they could get Tony Benn to open it? Let’s face it, the old toff fraud would turn up to open an envelope if he thought it would involve the sound of his own voice)

The local Labour Party and their councillors, meanwhile, have no need of a Labour Club in South Bristol any more. They all meet – well away from any real people and their annoying problems – at super-stupid mayor Royston Griffey’s Bishopsworth manor house where they sort things for themselves over dinner and a glass or two of fine wine instead!

As for Primarolo’s clique of Bennite South Bristol constituency supporters – led by former Southville councillor Andrew May – who got her this job for life, they are no longer anywhere to be seen either as they all seem to have been quietly eased into lucrative regional quango posts.

May is currently raking it in as Chief Exec of the completely pointless Equality South West quango.

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Bristol Labour bottle watch

Have Labour bottled it by not calling an election?

See what Labour’s Bristol East MP Kerry McCarthy was saying on her blog in Bournemouth at their conference not even two weeks ago and decide for yourself:

Kerry McCarthy MP - blog

Kerry McCarthy MP - blog

Even backbenchers blatantly priming us. Looks like Gordo’s marched ’em up to the top of the hill . . .

Gordons GinNo doubt McCarthy will be swanning around parroting the unbelievable party line that they never intended to call an election blah, blah, blah. Kerry, Brown’s a bottler and you’re a Brown-noser. Resign! Give us our election now you coward!

Note: this is taken from Kerry’s new blog – that now includes a comment facility! Unfortunately it appears to be no longer available. Wonder why?

A cached version is available here.

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The life and times of Michael Cocks #3

Like all chief whips, Michael Cocks was an inveterate cynic and fixer.

In opposition in the early 1980s, Harry Cohen, then an idealistic young MP, had set his heart on speaking in the house even though the whips of all parties had agreed to an early termination of the debate.

Cohen spent weeks preparing a speech but on the day Cocks went and sat beside Harry:

“You’re not speaking Harry.”

“But I’ve got to speak. It’s a terrible bill.”

“Of course it’s a terrible bill, Harry. It’s a Tory bill but you’re still not speaking. They’ll be more terrible bills along soon enough”

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Evelyn Post live in Blackpool

Boris 'n' Charlotte

This one was just too easy . . .

(Cartoon by Evelyn Post. Evelyn Post is The Bristol Blogger’s resident cartoonist. He has a woman’s name)

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