Banksy vs Snooty

Banksy Churchill
Bad day at the office for Bristol radical and controversialist, Banksy I’m afraid. The latest sighting of the great man’s work is on the top floor of the Millbank tower. The Tory press assure us that the trendy office suite there “is covered in Banksy murals”.

Readers wise to Westminster will of course know that some of Blair’s old lair, Millbank, is now used by the Tory party. Indeed it’s said that Snooty Cameron himself will be shifting his personal headquarters from the Commons to Millbank on Monday. And the top floor there is reputed to be currently being used by Snooty’s media team.

No doubt Banksy is thrilled to learn his work is now first choice among Eton toffs looking for something a bit urban ‘n’ edgy to hang on the office wall.

Not the portrait of Churchill, the photo of Thatcher and the couple of Gainsboroughs you might expect is it now?

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City council jobwatch: best one yet!

Flexible Workspace CoordinatorHear the one about the local authority that paid a member of staff £35k a year to rearrange the office furniture?

Well you have now. The job’s advertised on Bristol City Council’s website at present.

I kid you not. Described as a ‘Project Manager – Flexible Workspace’, here’s what you’ve gotta be able to do for almost three grand a month:

Experience in delivering projects which change office layouts by working with managers, staff and trade unions is essential

I’ll say no more; Bristol City Council has finally brought us to a place far beyond parody with this one.

Meanwhile anyone still daft enough to want to get involved in delivering actual services to actual people in actual need can expect to earn considerably less than the council’s new office furniture consultant.

Also advertised on the site are positions for ‘Residential Child Care Workers’, working in residential units with young people aged 10 – 15 years old with various serious needs. For that you’ll start on around just £18k a year.

On the day that Gordo rolled into town too and said to our young people:

“Each of you has a special talent. Each of you has something unique to offer our community. We want to celebrate each of your talents in future.”

But just not as much as you want to featherbed superannuated local government bureaucrats in St Anne’s House, Bristol eh Gordon?

Or how about becoming a social worker in Bristol? Serious job that. But not as serious as arranging the office furniture according to Bristol City Council. If you want to work as a social worker specialising in mental health in Adult Community Care that starts at £20k a year.

Bonkers or wot?

Look out for more “City Council Jobwatch” this weekend!

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Mooney and the Bristol education loonies

Peter MooneyMeet Peter Mooney.

Along with the majority of people in Bristol, including most of our elected councillors, you probably have no idea who the hell Peter Mooney is. But you deserve to know because Mooney has cost you an awful lot of money.

Mooney first arrived in Bristol in the autumn of 2004 when he was appointed by the city’s – then – brand new £125k a year director of Education, Heather Tomlinson, to the post of Assistant Director, Education Resources & Support Services.

This meant he was responsible for everything to do with the education department’s finances plus other “background” services like human resources, IT, school catering contracts and so on. Crucially he was also the chief accountant for the department.

Mooney’s appointment was unusual for a number of reasons. Firstly he was one of five new assistant directors Tomlinson appointed in very quick succession between September 2004 and autumn 2006. Prior to Tomlinson’s arrival, the education department had got by with just three of these assistants.

As the absolute minimum cost of an assistant director is about £70k, plus ‘on’ costs, these eight assistant directors are costing the city a minimum of £700k a year. If we factor in Tomlinson too, that’s the best part of at least £2.5m spent on senior management alone in the last three years – and that’s excluding any further management consultancy fees, of which there are many.

Even more unusually Mooney was brought in by Tomlinson to do a job somebody was already doing! In the autumn of 2004 a bloke called Steve Robertson, who was one of the three Deputy Directors of the education department when Tomlinson arrived, had the title Assistant Director, Education Resources & Support Services. He was appointed by Tomlinson’s predecessor, John Gaskin, who hurriedly resigned in early 2004 after Nick Gurney, his old boss at Portsmouth, was appointed as Chief Executive in Bristol.

So Tomlinson basically had two people doing exactly the same job and was, of course, paying two excessively large salaries from money earmarked to educate our children.

Education Department insiders however knew Roberston had effectively been sidelined. He eventually left a year or so later in 2005 having “doubled up” for all that time. He was, however, moved sideways to ‘manage projects’ like the Building Schools for the Future Programme, which already had another highly-paid manager!

The Building Schools for the Future programme is the one that has delivered the new schools with the empty classrooms featured on the cover of today’s Cancer.

Then there’s the small matter of Peter Mooney’s remuneration. It seems Mooney was not employed by Bristol City Council and therefore did not have to go through any messy competitive recruitment process to obtain his excessive salary. Instead Tomlinson recruited him as a consultant through Crapita, Britain’s worst firm.

And how much did we pay Mooney? The Blogger learns that it was commonly understood in the education department that £750 a day was paid to Crapita for Mooney’s services!

Yes you did read that correctly. Tomlinson recruited a consultant to do a job we were already spending over £75k a year to get done and paid £750 a day for it. That’s more than you would pay an experienced teacher for a week. That’s equivalent to paying £195,000 a year. That’s more than we pay the grossly overpaid Tomlinson. That’s complete fucking lunacy isn’t it?

Especially if we fast forward to this summer when we discover that the new Redland School building project is almost £6m overspent. And who should have been overseeing the finances of the project? Why Mr £195k a year himself. Peter Mooney!

But alas it’s too late. After two very lucrative years at our expense Mooney was finally phased out last autumn to be replaced by someone called Norman Host with a proper contract – advertised at a salary of just £76k a year. Naturally Host and Mooney had a four month “handing over period” where, once again, we found ourselves paying two people for the one job.

Now it’s rumoured that Host has disappeared – possibly on gardening leave on full pay? – amid rumours that he’s useless. And of course there’s the “investigation” – run by even more consultants! – into the overspend at Redland Green. Although we already know whose fault it is – Peter Mooney’s employed personally by Heather Tomlinson.

There it is then. Millions upon millions blown on salaries and fees for increased numbers of council officer bureaucrats, a £6m overspend on Redland Green School, four rebuilt schools half empty courtesy of the Building Schools for the Future Programme, primary school results for kids in Bristol plummeting and GCSE results – when unspun – at a standstill.

Fiasco does not even begin to describe what is happening in Bristol’s Education Department. How is it allowed to happen? And what are the politicians doing about this? Since Tomlinson’s arrived we’ve had Tories, Labour and the Lib Dems run the education department. None of them seem to have the slightest idea what’s happening or what to do. They just let Tomlinson get on with spending a bloody fortune of our money how she pleases.

Surely Tomlinson must go? She’s wasted fucking millions and achieved nothing.

Education, education, education they said.

Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit we’ve got.

COMING SOON: The £1 million plus spent every year by Tomlinson on even more management consultants…

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Education: let's meet the team!

Bristol Education Department - senior officers
Front Row (left to right): Pauline Marson, Programme Director, Integrated Youth Offer ( joint appointment with Connexions); Peter Mooney, Programme Director, Performance Improvement (Interim); Heather Tomlinson, Director; Kate Campion, Programme Director, Transforming Learning (formerly Telford and Wrekin). Back Row (left to right): Ian McDowall, Programme Director, Safeguarding and Specialist Support (formerly Acting Assistant Director, Children’s Social Services); Norman Host, Programme Director, Performance Improvement (formerly Social Services Inspectorate of Wales); Paul Taylor, Programme Director, Partnerships and Localities (formerly Assistant Director, Inclusion and Pupil Support); Claudia McConnell, Programme Director, Health Partnership (joint appointment with Bristol PCT); Nick Batchelar, Programme Director, Standards and Achievement (formerly Head of School Improvement).

As it’s the start of the new school year let’s meet Bristol City Council’s education team!

(As I suspect we may be hearing a lot about them)

Pictured above, for the first time, are Heather Tomlinson and her EIGHT Assistant Education Directors back in the autumn of 2006. When Heather started in 2004 there were just three of these assistant Directors. These are the people who have been making good money out of failing our children and then spinning the results to make it look otherwise.

Anyway here’s a a few questions. Answers tomorrow.

Who pictured above has a salary in excess of £120k a year?
Who pictured above was earning even more than this?
And why?
Who pictured above is now on ‘gardening leave’ on full pay?
Which two people were both being paid to do exactly the same job when the picture was taken?
How many of these people have a personal PA?
How much is this little lot costing us exactly?
And what have they achieved?
Finally, who’s that bloke on the end with the bumfluff beard who looks like a weasel?

Our money. Their pockets. The full shocking story tomorrow…

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How government works: lose money, exceed targets

Remember those heady days, just a couple of years ago, when everyone wanted their name on the latest glowing press release about the exciting new Redland Green School development?

Here’s a bit of one from just one year ago with the city council, the Department for Education and Skills and the Learning and Skills Council all claiming credit:

“The school is being funded by a unique partnership, the first of its kind in the UK, with money made available through Bristol City Council, a direct grant from the Department for Education and Skills (DES) and capital funding for the post-16 centre from the Learning and Skills Council (LSC)”

Strangely, with news of a £5m overspend on the school the DES and the LSC have gone very, very quiet indeed. No sign of any press releases from them lately at all. And no mention of this “unique partnership’ anymore.

Are they keeping their heads down hoping nobody thinks to ask them any tricky questions about our wasted £5m?

Meanwhile readers may be cheered to learn that Mark Haysom, chief executive of the Learning and Skills Council, has just pocketed a further £36,000 in bonuses from the public purse to top up his £206,000 salary.

He earnt this for “exceeding targets”.

Coming soon: EXCLUSIVE – Britain’s worst firm Capita’s role in the Redland Green fiasco. NOT TO BE MISSED!!!

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The real thing?

Cameron-Coke

It’s rumoured that Ordinary Dave’s hand-picked crew of Eton schoolmates over at Tory Party Central Office are planning a huge advertising campaign “to neutralise Labour claims that Mr Cameron has no substance and does not believe in anything.”

Good idea boys. Use the techniques that have managed to convince us all that Coke makes you happy, McDonald’s is good for you and Shell UK is good for the environment. Sounds like Dave’s on to another winner…

This article also appears on the Bash the Rich blog.

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Organo-bollox

Organic Food FestWith the Organic Food Festival – run by the toffs of the Soil Association – in town for the weekend, you can rely on The Evening Cancer to be talking a lot of old bollocks about it.

No surprise then that this week’s Seven supplement is entirely dedicated to talking down to its low brow audience about this snobs’ food festival happening at the Harbourside all weekend.

We particularly find Cancer food writer, Mark Taylor, in his snooty – if unscientific – element reviewing various local organic food outlets like he’s some sort of wealthy metropolitan half-wit liberal out of foodies’ bible The Observer Food Monthly. He positively gushes over St Werburghs’ Better Food Company:

“It was a naughty and sinful end to what was essentially a guilt-free and ethical lunch.”

Well fancy that. Better food for better people. Not only is posh people’s food more expensive than ours, it also makes them morally superior to us in every conceivable way and means they have no need to feel guilty about anything whatsoever.

Indeed why bother with messy old politics or silliness like redistributing wealth? Just do lunch instead darling! Truly, these organics are wonderfoods.

As for that cheap bag of Tesco’s Value carrots you feed your children… What better symbol could there be of the moral decline sweeping the country and especially its gang-ridden council estates. If only they ate local and organic…

Can it be long now before we find David Cameron delivering a key note speech from the wheel chair acccess ramp of the Notting Hill branch of Fresh and Wild, flanked by his eco-Nazi pin-up sidekick Zac Goldsmith, spelling out the contribution of Kenyan grown runner beans to “the Broken Society”?

Back in Seven, Mark also visits The Full Moon Bar at Stokes Croft. And what d’you know? It’s organic, vegetarian and vastly superior to your scummy local:

“And if that wasn’t enough, even the coffee is organic and Fairtrade. If only more Bristol pubs went to these lengths – it really makes a difference.”

What fucking difference does it make exactly? Beyond making a few wealthy people feel a bit better about themselves and their swanky conspicuous consumption because they buy their vegetables of some toff hobby farmer in the Cotswolds?

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Light posting today

Organic Food FestThe Blogger is off to the Organic Food Festival to hear Camilla Barnard’s fascinating talk ‘Wake up to the benefits of an organic breakfast’.

Then look out for our own impromptu talk: ‘Why posh, privately educated snobs called Camilla should be thrown in the docks’.

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Writers’ Rooms

The Guardian Review column that never fails to disappoint…

This week a genuine giant. A giant of pomposity and pretension that is. Today poet Seamus Heaney revealed all about his study and we learned that even these people’s old planks of wood are superior to ours:

“The desk surface is a slab of board on two filing cabinets, but when we first moved in 30 years ago, it consisted of two planks that had served as bench seats in a lecture hall in Carysfort College – oak whose grain had been polished by the soft shiftings of a century of student schoolmistresses.”

Heaney ends the piece saying, “I could go on”. We know Seamus. We know.

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