Guaranteed bullshit

Number 2 in a series in which the Bristol Blogger publishes information regarding the city’s World Cup bid for the Bristolian public at large that is vastly superior and far more accurate than the information highly paid ‘expert’ Bristol City Council officers are prepared to supply to our elected councillors …

Letter of Reassurance-1 by bristol_citizen on Scribd

The document above titled ‘2018 World Cup Guarantees’ and dated 23 October 2009 sets out central government commitments to host city applicants – including Bristol – for the 2018 World Cup.

What’s interesting about this letter is that it undermines claims emanating from both senior officers at the Council House and from Lib Dem cabinet members that they were forced to delay their decision about hosting the World Cup until the last minute because they were waiting for government guarantees.

This delay, until the very last minute, has created considerable controversy because the cabinet (possibly believing and acting on advice from officers) – in league with the Chief Exec and the Head of Legal Services – are claiming they have had to suspend part of the council’s constitution, relating to the call-in process, because the decision is now ‘urgent’ and there’s simply not time to hold the decision up any longer without losing the opportunity to bid.

The document proves that Bristol City Council could have taken the bid to cabinet for approval any time after 23 October as both Sheffield and Liverpool have done. Instead Bristol’s bid has been delayed a full month to 24 November leading to this alleged need to suspend the constitution.

Leaving the bid this late also means that the paperwork (running to 66 pages) finally published yesterday is unlikely to be as well scrutinised as a decision with such a huge financial impact should.

The crucial part of the letter, in terms of potential financial impact to the city is this:

At the meeting, the issue of costs was raised. I would like to reiterate that the cost to central government of government guarantees will be considerable. The Treasury have made clear that the costs of the tournament will lie where they fall and we will not be in a position to provide funding to any of the cities in the event of a successful bid. We will, as discussed, look at the potential for lottery funding or supplementary local business rates, as well as exploring other options. However, at this early stage, we are unable to give any commitments of additional funding.

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World Cup bid manager can’t add up!

Bid Overview for Host Cities by bristol_citizen on Scribd

Serial money wasting buffoon, Stephen Wray, the unemployable idiot the Lib Dems put in charge of our World Cup bid can’t add up.

His bizarre press release sent out at the dead of night on Friday clearly says:

Costs to the city of approximately £17 million include an estimated £8 million to pay for temporary additional stadium seating (to increase seating up to 40,000 for World Cup matches), £2 million for transport costs, £2 million for marketing, and £2 million project management, including legal and financial advice in the lead up to the competition.

But this is wrong. According to the World Cup 2018 UK bid overview document for host cities published by the FA, the basic cost to a host city is around £15m (see for yourself it’s on page 30 above).

So if we’re also forking out an extra £8m for seating, not included in the FA’s figures, that makes a total of £23m!

Doh!

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Democracy suspended by council officers so they can write blank cheque for World Cup

Yes you read that correctly.

It’s totally unprecedented but normal democratic procedures at the council have been suspended on the personal orders of unelected Chief Exec Jan Ormondroyd and unelected Wig-Wearer-in-Chief Stephen McNamara in order to force through the city’s bid to host World Cup games in 2018.

The council is currently claiming that hosting the World Cup will cost around £17m. But in reality they have no idea and by agreeing to host the games they’re putting our money at the mercy of FIFA who will simply impose any conditions they like and expect us to pick up the tab.

The Blogger reckons that hosting these World Cup games will cost us – at a conservative estimate – at least three times the Mickey Mouse estimate of £17m claimed by Ormondroyd and her bureaucratic cadre on Friday.

Believe me, this World Cup crap has the potential to make the Bath Spa debacle look like a small mishap with your credit card over Christmas.

There’s further information and discussion about this latest development over on Charlie’s blog.

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What a difference a day makes! World Cup costs hit £28m

If we are sucsessful and Bristol is a world cup venue there would be some extra costs as there is for any other event like the Harbour festival etc but the costs are comparatively small especially as it would advertise itself.

Gary Hopkins, July 10 2009

Bristol City Council last night published a press release – rather conveniently handing the story to the local blogging community first – claiming the cost of hosting World Cup group games in 2018 is:

“Approximately £17 million include an estimated £8 million to pay for temporary additional stadium seating (to increase seating up to 40,000 for World Cup matches), £2 million for transport costs, £2 million for marketing, and £2 million project management, including legal and financial advice in the lead up to the competition.”

Unfortunately the city council is deliberately withholding the detailed report about these costs so it’s hard to form any firm opinion on the veracity of their figures – although we know they’re notoriously vague around the maths on this matter.

However, we do know they don’t include the £10.25m being demanded by central government that the Blogger identified on Thursday. This takes costs to around £27.25m.

Is this what Mr Hopkins meant by “comparatively small” costs? And is this what Chief Exec Gormlessdroyd calls “minimal public spending”?

And it doesn’t stop there does it? There’s a further public subsidy – so far – of £12.5m (waived s. 106 monies and costs related to BRT) towards Steve Lansdown’s stadium. That’s about £40m of public money going in to corporate football then.

It’ll be interesting too, to hear where the council thinks this money’s coming from. Lib Dem leader Barbara Janke told councillors on the Scrutiny and Overview Management Committee on 22 October:

Whilst the first six months spending review indicates that projects/programmes are generally being delivered within approved budgets there is a shortfall, currently estimated at £14m in the level of capital funding.

Therefore, at this time there is no scope to add new, locally funded projects to the programme.

Going forward the expectation is that there will be a reduction in the availability of new capital funding. Public finances are frail which is likely to lead to reduced government capital allocations, whilst the current state of the property market has reduced the realisation of capital receipts available for re-investment.

Was Barbara lying? Has Ormondroyd really got £50m tucked under her mattress? Or is there another plan involving huge cuts and privatisation of public services to get this money?

I think we should be told.

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Lizard watchers conference joy

Hey, don’t miss the ‘Alternative View 3‘ event this weekend at the Bristol Thistle Grand Hotel in Broad Street.

It says here that it’s delivering nothing less than “The truth rarely spoken by politicians, “big pharma” or the mass media” and its specifically aimed at those of us “well aware of the acceleration of the global fear agenda” or nutters who believe any bollocks they read on the internet as they’re better known.

In a very optimistic act of billing, ‘singer-songwriter’ Gareth Icke (His Holiness David’s son, I believe?) will be performing as part of a programme of entertainment alongside speakers on ‘free men’, ‘the human microchipping agenda’, ‘the esoteric dimension of the 21st century’and other fascinating subjects They Don’t Want You To Know About ® …

Other highlights include Plymouth’s Brian Gerrish talking about ‘Child Stealing by the State’. Or if you want to cut out the state middleman and kill your own children why not get down to hear Trevor Gunn BSc Hons LCH RSH at 12 noon tomorrow talking about ‘Vaccination – The Evidence and Alternative Ways of Looking at Health’?

And – further confirmation that Parliament is full of retarded idiots – Lib Dem Norman Baker MP will be in attendance, talking about ‘The Strange Death of Dr Kelly’ and hawking his pile of shite book on the subject.

Tinfoil helmets at the ready …

(I’m really looking forward to the comments on this)

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£10m World Cup cost shocker!

Let’s briefly cast our minds back to those heady bright days of summer. Especially those July days when local journalists sipped Champagne, at our expense, in the suitably genteel surroundings of the Bristol Marriott while Jan and Simon and Stephen Wray made agreeable noises about a World Cup bid for Bristol.

In fact, let’s remind ourselves exactly what they said:

The team said that final figures of costs to host the World Cup were not yet clear, but that unlike the Olympics, there would be minimal public spending and much of the money could be recouped through money spent in the city at the event.

City Council chief executive Jan Ormondroyd said: “Some of the things which are needed for the final bid are not new costs because of the 2018 bid but things that are planned anyway to improve the city.”

So what’s this report today – initially courtesy of the BBC – headlined “England 2018 team holds crisis meeting”?

Apparently, the government’s World Cup bid ambassador Richard Caborn is calling for unity. And, he’s denying the government has reneged on a promise to provide £5m towards the bid.

Phew what a relief! He even helpfully tells us where the money’s coming from:

“From day one we have been very, very supportive and some £5m of public money will go towards the bid – £2.5m as a loan from Government and £250,000 from each of the 10 local authorities who are successful as candidate cities,”

Aaaah … So it will cost us £250k if we get it then? Er, no. It’ll cost us £10.25m actaully. Caborn continues:

“We genuinely want to be successful and are now in process of putting in place nearly £0.5bn of guarantees – £350m from Government and £100m from local authorities.”

On the basis that there’ll be ten local authorities involved that’s £10m each innit? Not exactly the minimal public expenditure we were promised is it?

Although perhaps there’s a way we could save our money. Maybe all these Merchant Venturers, super-rich football club Chairman, wealthy Clifton politicians, council officers on six-figure salaries and gormless newspaper editors who are in favour of the bid could get together, recruit 100 like-minded people and pay £100k each to underwrite this surefire bet for us?

Wouldn’t cost us a penny then would it?

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Castle Park: free for all

I’m no lawyer so can’t verify how legally watertight this really is. But why let technicalities get in the way of us having a damn good laugh?

Anyway, it turns out that one of the consequences of Bristol City Council’s brilliant defence of the Castle Park Town green application is that the public are officially free to go anywhere at anytime on Castle Park without hindrance.

Yes, that does mean that any corporate, private or pay events on the park are in fact free to you and me!

Ho, ho!

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Customer service pants

News is drifting in about how Bristol City Council has gone about CONsulting on their planned closure of most of their customer service points or area housing offices as we used to call them before the loonies took over.

Apparently the Council had planned to end the CONsultation on this on November 19 after a mere two ‘public’ meetings (actually invitation only at the Create Centre and Council House, which they weren’t planning to tell the general public about).

But now the story’s leaked to the Evening Cancer they’ve generously extended the CONsultation period … for a whole week!

When the point was raised by staff to managers that customers – or the general public as we call in them in unfashionable circles – might quite like to know what the plans are for their local customer service points, council managers appeared not to have thought of this beyond providing these secretive ‘invitation only’ meetings for carefully selected local tenant groups and organisations.

Indeed, glaring omissions from the list of invitees has raised alarm among frontline staff who believe that the plans are being deliberately rushed through and are not being properly discussed with all the concerned parties.

Now staff are being told that they can provide feedback forms to customers if they ask for them (ie. if they have seen the story in the Evening Cancer) but cannot actively promote them to the public, which seems to be contrary to the point of a proper CONsultation really.

This is some sort of progress though, because – before the leak to the Cancer – staff weren’t allowed to say anything specific about the plans at all, putting them in the odd position of being able to tell customers that a CONsultation was taking place but not what it was about.

The Blogger now learns that it is the overwhelming opinion of most of the frontline staff delivering the service that council management are pushing this CONsultation through as quickly as possible and avoiding telling as many people as possible so they can get on with closing the service as soon as possible.

Meanwhile the council’s homelessness workers are also up in arms.

During the spring The Hub – the council’s homelessness unit in St Paul’s that deals with all homeless applications for Bristol from people without dependents or children – decided that all their homeless “customers” must approach one of the nine Customer Service Points around the city for initial advice and a referral to the Hub – at least if they’re allowed to by the untrained, overworked, stressed-out Customer Service Point workers.

Then in May 2009 the city council shut its Customer Service Point in St Pauls and Easton because, apparently, “customers” won’t mind walking to Cabot Circus instead.

Now the latest idea from the city council is leaked to the Evening Cancer setting out plans to close all but one Customer Service Point accompanied by a vague plan to maybe build two more of these somewhere or other …

So what happens to any single homeless people then? Joined-up local government at its best isn’t it?

Meanwhile over in Hartcliffe a few eyebrows have been raised about the loss of their Customer Service Point in Symes Avenue.

Is this the same Symes Avenue that won the city council an Evening Cancer regeneration award (pdf) two years ago this very month? An award for turning around a boarded-up and shuttered old shopping centre wasn’t it?

So guess who’s the first to close the shutters for good at the new regenerated Symes Avenue? Er … The award-winning regenerators Bristol City Council!

And finally, fear not, because one of the city’s leading politicians has bravely arrived to explain this totally fucking embarrassing u-turning reverse ferret shambles of a cock-up to us.

Step forward the Liberal Democrat’s very own Tory evangelical looney who can’t speak English, “Biggles” Popham. He tells the Cancer, “If we can save money, we should but it’s not the motivating factor. It’s about transformation.”

Eh? It’s all about an abstract noun then? Or more accurately an abstract theoretical business school construct. That’s really gonna help the poor isn’t it?

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Overheard: slap for a clap

Intellectually-challenged primary school teacher and only person dumb enough to lead that pointless rump of out-of-touch middle class idiots who now make up the remains of Bristol Labour Party, Helen Holland, did what she does best on Wednesday night … Piss people off!

The Blogger learns Ms Holland spent the whole of the stadium planning meeting making eyes at Colin Sexstone and applauding vigorously every time a positive comment was made about Colin’s enormous potential erection and the possibility of him getting it up on Ashton Vale.

This peculiarly partisan behaviour at – what was sold to us as – a non-partisan “quasi judicial” meeting didn’t go down particularly well with the residents in what used to be rock solid Labour Ashton Vale, apparently.

And after the meeting at least one rather harmless looking older female resident of Ashton Vale marched up to Holland and announced, “if you ever come on my doorstep I’m going to fucking slap you”!

Excellent. Who needs a stadium with spectator sport that good on offer? Perhaps the Labour Party could let us know when they intend to canvass Ashton Vale next so we can all come and watch?

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"Six in bits"? Greenbelt grab nodded through with barely a wimper

Bristol City Football Club are to get a new stadium on the city’s greenbelt at Ashton Vale after councillors voted 7-2 in favour of the controversial development last night.

At a very long meeting featuring a very short debate – skillfully dominated and dictated by Labour old-stager John Bees – the lack of experience of some members of the committtee proved to be a predictable problem.

Lib Dem rookies Fi Hance and Simon Rayner, both clearly unhappy with substantial elements of the plans, failed to ever really assert themselves or their views much at all during the debate allowing Bees to seize the meeting by the scruff of the neck and force a result for the football club with the minimum of fuss.

Ultimately, Rayner and Hance failed to convince their own Lib Dem colleagues – let alone the Labour and Tory establishment figures who were always unlikely to turn down the application – of their genuine concerns.

However, the football club didn’t get it all their own way, the councillors followed officer advice and turned down the ‘Southlands’ housing ‘enabling development’ section of the application that might leave the football club with a funding headache.

The meeting also helped draw out a few facts about the considerable levels of public subsidy going in to the project.

After considerable pressure from councillors, planning officer Richard Mathews finally agreed that waiving £7.5m of s. 106 planning gain payments represented “a public subsidy”.

“If you want to call it that,” he insouciantly told the meeting revealing an odd attitude to large sums of public money and very little interest in the importance of properly funded public services.

Well yes actually Richard, we do want to call it that. If developers are not paying for basic public services like transport, education, health, libraries and so on then the public have to. We can’t just go without them. Therefore developers are being subsidised.

It’s not like most of us are on senior planning officer wages so can afford private education for the kids and private healthcare for ourselves and are in a position not have to give a toss. The majority of people need public services to exist and new, large scale housing developments without them represent an expense for us all to cover.

Under further pressure, when he resorted to making little sense, Matthews appeared to admit that the land at the council-owned Alderman Moore’s former allotments, which will be turned into a housing estate called ‘Moorelands’ by the club, is worth at least £5m and he indicated that this land would be given away by the council to the club for nothing.

That’s £12.5m of public subsidy floating around there then.

Meanwhile, it was something of a personal nightmare evening for Matthew Cockburn, the council’s transport development supremo.

Either poorly briefed or with a lot to hide, he apparently had little idea of the cost of anything to do with transport on the development, and stumbled and mumbled hopelessly through his presentation and then questions from councillors.

However he did eventually confirm – when pressured – that a stadium development would add £5m to the cost of the proposed BRT across the stadium site. Although he claimed some of this cost would be offset by land the football club was setting aside for the BRT route. When pushed on what the value of this land might be, he gave no answer beyond saying that avoiding compulsory purchase of the land would save us some money in legal costs.

So what? It doesn’t even cost in the hundreds of thousands let alone millions to pay lawyers to compulsorily purchase land. Compared to the £5m costs involved, we’re getting little in return if we believe – the admittedly unreliable – Cockburn.

He was equally vague about the impact of the club’s totally flawed transport and travel plans too and offered little in the way of enlightenment about what we might be paying for in terms of transport at the site.

Although most of us probably went away from the meeting with some vague impression that the club would be paying something towards something to do with something transporty at the stadium.

On the basis of this woefully inadequate performance on our behalf, perhaps Mr Cockburn should consider taking a job a little more suited to his abilities? Working on the council’s Park ‘n’ Ride hotline maybe? He certainly shouldn’t be planning complex and costly transport solutions for major developments that’s for sure.

I wonder how much Mr Cockburn’s vagueness and waffling is going to cost us? It’s in the millions anyway.

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