Dim Prawn's happy hour hypocrisy

“Bristol MP and health minister Dawn Primarolo has spoken of her determination to target happy hours in an attempt to cut the £2.7 billion cost of drink problems to the NHS,” explains tonight’s Evening Cancer.

Fine. But how about if the Bristol South MP and Minister of State for Sanctimonious Bleating starts the ball rolling at her own place of work? Here’s a rather smart press release from Association of Licensed Multiple Retailers (or pubs as they’re usually called) spilling a few beans about our elected representatives’ happy 24-hour arrangements they have for themselves:

SUBSIDISED BOOZE: MPs LOSE PARLIAMENTARY PRIVILEGE FOR THE SUMMER
EMBARGOED UNTIL 00:01 22/07/08

MPs leaving Westminster for the summer face a gruelling 12-weeks in the real world without subsidised drink.

Association of Licensed Multiple Retailers research revealed today has uncovered hidden statistics which show the House of Commons Refreshment Department operated on a subsidy of £5.5 million of taxpayers’ money in the 2007/08 financial year, equivalent to total annual tax receipts from 35 pubs.

The subsidy, not published in the House of Commons’ Annual Accounts, was £693,000 higher than in 2006/07, a 15% increase. It accounted for 43% of the Department’s operating costs, meaning that the taxpayer coughs up £4.30 for every £10 spent refreshing our politicians: even before they claim back their outgoings without receipts through the notorious expenses system.

There are at least 12 bars in the Parliamentary estate, excluding the various dining rooms, brasseries and banqueting suites. Unsurprisingly, given the MPs write their own laws as well as ours, they operate without a licence and have no restrictions on hours.

Given the level of subsidy, it is unsurprising that MPs can enjoy much cheaper drinks than their constituents. A pint of Foster’s in Stranger’s Bar costs £2.10, compared with a national average of £2.80 (33% higher) and a London average of around £3.00 (43% higher). A House of Commons 8-year-old Scotch costs £1.35, while our politicians can enjoy a Pimm’s on the Thames-side terrace for just £1.65.

Nick Bish, ALMR Chief Executive comments: “A 12 week break gives our MPs plenty of time to visit their local pubs. They will see that pubs are the centres of communities, that they make significant contributions to their local economies and that they are highly responsible alcohol retailers.

“Maybe then, when they return to the cheap and abundant drink of the Westminster village, they will think again about the relentless regulation and rapidly rising costs hitting the Great British Pub and revisit the crippling alcohol duty escalator.”

Hat tip (for the press release): Guido Fawkes

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Elected mayor now!

Come on. It’s time to kick the current bunch of utterly useless, self serving tossers out of the Council House.

Some sensible souls have started a petition so we can have a referendum on whether we should have an elected mayor. It might not be the ideal solution but it’s got to be better than the current governance shambles we have in Bristol.

Sign now! Only 15,938 signatures to go …

Hat tip: Connecting Bristol

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Congestion: what they've forgotten to tell you

John Spellar (Warley, Labour)

To ask the Secretary of State for Transport what change there has been in levels of traffic congestion in the 10 largest urban areas of England in the last three years.

Rosie Winterton (Minister of State, Department for Transport; Doncaster Central, Labour)

The following tables show morning peak period speeds across the 10 largest urban areas in England in 2004 and 2006, based on surveys conducted by the Department and Transport:

Bristol

2002 – 23.2

2004 – 19.0

2006 – 20.2

The trend seems to be that traffic congestion is improving in Bristol!

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City tales from the golden age …

Jimmy Seed, with his strong County Durham voice and big cigar that filled the manager’s office with blue fumes, took charge at Ashton Gate for a few weeks following his lengthy spell with Charlton. He once let me sit in on a team talk. City were due to play Charlton and he went through the London club’s side. “Now he can’t play … he lacks speed … that feller is one-footed”. He completed his criticism and asked for questions. Ernie Peacock, a red-headed defender with a dry wit, was first to speak. “If none of these Charlton blokes can play, why did you bother to sign them?”

David Foot, The Guardian

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Spot the difference

I see Bristol City Council’s middle management union, UNISON is on strike for the next two days.

If anyone notices any change whatsoever because this little lot aren’t at work do let me know …

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Banksy Balls on Sunday

Today’s Mail on Sunday has ‘exposed’ Banksy apparently.

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Overspend watch

Whoops! They’ve done it again!

Looks like Bristol City Council have screwed up another capital project. This time it’s the £20m Colston Hall foyer project that’s still ten months from completion.

Here’s the relevant bit of the report (pdf) from the city’s hapless culture boss, Paul Barnett, that will be presented to elected councillors at the Quality of Life Scrutiny Commission on Monday:

We are currently reporting a pressure against contingency (70K) and the ways of managing this are being explored by the Project Board and a report has been taken to the Asset Management Board.

The lack of clarity and openess is quite extraordinary isn’t it? Presumably there’s no need to tell councillors – and by extension us – how much this “pressure against contingency” – or “overspend” as it’s usually called – actually is.

You might also want to note how the matter is being dealt with by the project board of officers responsible for the overspend and by the obscure “Asset Management Board”, which appears to be a committee of unelected officers who meet well away from the public eye. Nothing like democratic scrutiny is there?

The level of contingency funds cited – £70,000 – is rather unusual too. £70,000 contingency funding on a £20m project works out at just 0.3%. A figure of 3% would be more reasonable. So is the £70k a (deliberate?) typo or has some city council clot running this major capital project really kept back just 0.3% of the cash available for contingencies?

I think we should be told … But I doubt we will.

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EYLA for Bristol?

Boris and Ray

The Bristol Blogger’s been following Boris Johnson’s Deputy Mayor fiasco over Ray Lewis – the defrocked priest, liar, fantasist and purveyor of Tory-funded boot camps for black kids – with interest and amusement for a week now.

And it must be said, judging by the sheer levels of political incompetence, in-fighting and intrigue at London’s City Hall, that the sooner we get a mayoral system here in Bristol the better for us bloggers.

Anyway, this turned up in today’s Independent. It’s from the chaplain of Lewis’s boot camp – the Eastside Young Leaders Academy – the Rev Bruce Stokes:

The prospect of similar academies being set up in Luton, Southwark, Bristol and several northern cities is now at risk, he says.

If anyone has any further information about these plans for Lewis and the EYLA to set up in Bristol please get in touch …

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Alan Partridge moment?

I\'m Alan Partridge

Looks like Kerry McCarthy is having something of an Alan Partridge moment over on her blog …

A few offhand comments on Dutch coffee houses, cannabis and the smoking ban seem to have attracted the attention of those sane and rational folk at FOREST. So far today she’s had 61 comments and still counting.

Aaaah the joy of the internet!

Meanwhile the vegan MP is also reporting she’s turned down an invite to the National Pig Association’s parliamentary launch of “a report highlighting public sector procurement patterns of pork and bacon”. It’ll be interesting to see how they take the news …

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Live!!!! Christopher Hitchens being tortured

This might cheer some people up. (Are they available to do Amis I wonder?)

Here’s a video of Christopher Hitchens being waterboarded for a story in Vanity Fair:

[youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuhJUmR4B6Q]

Full story.

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