Oh what a circus

Cabot CircusCancer editor and corporate lackey Mike “News Bunny” Norton was positively wetting his pants with joy yesterday.

News that 4,000 low paid, low-status jobs are about to come online at the cheap and nasty new Broadmead development – that we all must call Cabot Circus now because some overpaid corporate PR tosser from London says so – had the News Bunny’s op-ed team gushing:

All those who secure one of these new jobs for themselves can look forward to being in at the dawn of a new era for Bristol

They certainly can. With the majority of these jobs paying at or near the minimum wage of £5.52 an hour while house prices in the city average at about £180k, welcome to the final victory of the low-wage corporate service economy over the old well paid industrial economy here in Bristol.

This new service sector delivers poor wages, poor housing, poor diet and poor transport for the many and vast riches for a privileged few – of mainly corporate PRs and other pointless bullshitters from the “creative industries”. How exactly does Norton think people are supposed to actually live in this city any more?

Norton was even excitedly reporting that Broadmead developers, The Bristol Alliance, have forked out on their own special bus, loaded with various New Labour employment apparatchiks, to “target” Bristol’s council estates (or “unemployed people and those in temporary employment within specific neighbourhood renewal areas” as they say in their jargon).

Welcome to the new press gang!

Never mind, no doubt Norton’s Wednesday job ad section will be blossoming nicely over the next few years.

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Tory blog news

BUCA blog

A blog combining Bristol University, the Conservative Party and wealthy students you say. For real?

It appears so. And one of the first items on the new BUCA (Bristol University Conservative Association) Blog finds our new student idealist friends getting straight down to serious business and arranging their invitations to Tory Party front bencher, the appalling Caroline Spelman’s bucks fizz reception happening next week.

This could easily be the work of some new and as yet unknown comic genius in the city. Highly recommended.

Meanwhile, the entirely unremarkable Ashley Fox, Tory Councillor for Westbury-on-Trym has somehow managed to get himself a gig as a Tory Euro candidate at the next EU election in 2009.

To support his efforts, the militant europhobe’s set up a blog – Fox 4 Europe. All decked out in the Union Flag, it’s actually a fascinating insight into how reactionary and unsophisticated the Tory Party still is at the grassroots.

Not at all what “Ordinary” Dave Cameron and his Notting Hill public relations lackeys would have us believe that’s for sure.

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Fellow travelling with Stop the War

Hezbollah salute
Some Hezbollah paramilitaries making that internationally recognised sign of peace and goodwill. The town in the background is Metula, in the north of Israel.

Another sign – as if it were really needed – of the collective madness of the inaccurately named national Stop the War Coalition and the lunatic tendencies overtaking many of its supporters on what was once known as “the left”.

Now it looks like the Bristol Stop the War Coalition have joined the Al-Looney Brigade too as they’ve only gone and invited Ibrahim Mousawi to speak at the Council House at an event they’re calling “World Against War” – Uncensored Voices From The Middle East.

Bristol Stop the War bill Mousawi as the editor of Al Intiqada, “a journal linked to Lebanon’s Hezbollah”. This is not the whole story however. Far from being a simple Lebanese journalist visiting the UK to provide us with some objective information, in Arabic versions (pdf) of Stop the War’s publicity he is being more accurately described as the “spokesperson for Hezbollah”.

Hezbollah are of course the Lebanese Islamist paramilitary organisation which just last week was again declaring an open war on “Zionists”. They are also a bunch of unapologetic anti-semites and notorious holocaust deniers who regularly flag up their genocidal ambitions with ever more deranged calls for the violent destruction of the State of Israel.

Meanwhile their leader Hassan Nasrullah’s efforts to “stop the war” include public statements like “If they [the Jews] all gather in Israel it will save us the trouble of going after them on a world wide basis.”

The sort of comment, in fact, that many dispassionate observers might perceive as a recipe for endless war rather than a means of stopping it. But hell, what would they know?

Hezbollah are also obsessively keen on Samir Kuntar. If you don’t know who he is, Harold Evans at Comment is Free explains while also managing to recreate some of that feverish emotional intensity that underpins so much of the violence in the Middle East. An intensity that is constantly and cynically manipulated by the propagandists of violence – such as Mousawi and his supporters – on both sides of the conflict. Evans is also worth reading as he provides a brief masterclass on the simplicity of good journalism.

Mousawi is appearing at the Council House next Friday 29 February 2008 at 7.30pm. Wouldn’t it be great if at least one city in the UK could organise the kind of welcome a murderous, hate-filled scumbag like Mousawi really deserves?

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Headline news

Bristle KRS was rather taken with a headline in Thursday’s Evening Cancer:

ACKER BILK BAULKS AT SILAGE BAG EYESORE

Which is pretty good stuff. But it’s generally been a good week for Cancer headlines. Here at the Blogger we were quite impressed with Tuesday’s:

‘COLOMBIAN SOLD FISH NOT DRUGS’

And also:

VICAR TERRIFIED BY LAWNMOWER ATTACK ON HOME

On that note, we’re off to see our good friend Carlos to get some pure, uncut haddock – line caught, natch.

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In a parallel universe very, very nearby …

A couple of nuggets added to Charlie Bolton’s blog today …

First we learn Bristol City Council is spending £43,000 a year on bottled water. Perfectly reasonable really. How can we possibly expect council officers to drink water out of a tap any more than we can expect them to pay to park their cars when they go to work like anyone else; do anything resembling what is generally understood as productive work or follow simple instructions laid down by their bosses?

Then we learn that Labour transport boss Mark Bradshaw, the architect of plans to concrete over the railway path, has expressed formal interest in turning Bristol into a “Cycle City”.

Apparently Bradshaw is saying, “Bristol City Council is committed to supporting an increase in cycling in our City … Our aim is to enhance and expand smarter choices, including cycling, and not to undermine this progress.”

Welcome. You have now arrived in a place beyond parody.

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Conflict of interest? What conflict of interest?

Convention at the city council dictates that when a decision is brought before councillors to consider it’s always accompanied by a detailed report drawn up by supposedly impartial, objective and disinterested city council officers.

This report will outline what, in the opinion of the council’s officers, are the issues involved. It should also contain carefully considered, unbiased recommendations and advice to councillors and a clear opinion on how they believe councillors ought to proceed when it comes to taking a decision.

This advice then, from council officers, is of the utmost importance and highly influential on the decisions elected councillors reach. The advice not only needs to be entirely impartial and independent but it needs to be seen to be entirely impartial and independent too.

So what’s going on with the report going before councillors on the Resources Scrutiny Commission tomorrow then? The committee is meeting to consider the independent auditor’s report into the building of the Redland Green School. A development that went £6m over budget. Money we, the council tax payer, will be stumping up.

But the officer providing the advisory report to the councillors on the committee is none other than Carew Reynell, who is clearly identified in the auditor’s report as one of the many senior city council officers involved in the Redland Green fiasco who failed to follow the council’s own financial regulations and did not bother to report vital financial information to elected councillors.

And no doubt while Reynell would claim his conduct was a minor issue which had no impact on the eventual overspend. His claims are just that. Claims. And it is actually very difficult to disentangle Reynell’s personal misconduct in his approach to financial reporting procedures from the wider issue of this multi-million pound overspend.

So isn’t it nice for him that he’s been given an opportunity to produce an anodyne report to present to councillors tomorrow that miraculously clears himself of any blame?

And what are Reynell’s recommendations to councillors?

“That members consider the issues raised in Grant Thornton’s report.”

Blimey that’s really encouraging councillors to pay attention to the detail and question his role isn’t it? Reynell also says:

Enhanced guidance on capital programme monitoring is also being prepared, to clarify responsibilities and content of reporting required by the Council’s Financial Regulations.

Is he having laugh? He’s preparing more financial guidance? To clarify responsibilities? What for? He’s the one that didn’t seem to understand or bother following the last lot of fucking guidance that he wrote.

It’s not more and different guidance that’s needed. It’s senior officers who actually understand and unequivocally follow their own guidance in the first place. What’s the point in changing the process when you have members of staff who think they’re above the process anyway?

What’s going on at this meeting is an absolute charade. Reynell is effectively being allowed to deliver a self-serving report into his own conduct that gets him off the hook. You couldn’t make it up, although, er … Actually he probably will!

Perhaps we should also add the fact he has absolutely no idea what a conflict of interest is to his long, long list of incompetencies now?

Let’s hope this committee sees right through Reynell and the rest of Bristol’s senior officer mafia supporting this bollocks and instigates a full disciplinary enquiry into Reynell’s conduct and the rest of the crew responsible for this huge overspend and undermining our democracy by deliberately failing to report financial information to elected councillors.

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Robotics news

Robots are way cool!

Looks like New Labour’s TOP SECRET Robotics Division have been working overtime in their TOP SECRET lab deep in the bowels of the Houses of Parliament.

And we can report that the K3RR4 model that’s been so badly malfunctioning over the last few months is once again fully operational and back in service.

Yes, Labour’s Bristol East MP, K3RR4 McCarthy’s blog is back! After two long months of silence, systems manager, Dougie Alexander has allowed the K3RR4 three computations in just 24 hours.

However, despite the apparent rebuild and recalibration, the K3RR4 model still contains that annoying repetitive default mode that has to report to you all the time how hard it’s working; still has a tendency towards uttering the nonsensical – Barack Obama? Really resonates? – and it still comes with that unsightly and distinctive brown nose function as standard. Yesterday’s Spectator Coffee House blog reports:

Labour’s Kerry McCarthy asked a planted question [at PM’s questions]: youth unemployment is down 55% in her constituency. Really? A brief check suggests those on benefits simply shifted into other categories. There were 10,610 on benefits in Bristol East in August 1999 (the earliest figures available) and 11,970 in May 2007 (the latest available). This is what she should be worried about.

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Corporate backscratch (with added greenwash)

Evening Post Business Awards

Well, well, well … Who’s this sponsoring the Evening Cancer Business Awards 2008 then?

Why knock me down with 10,000 tons of high strength concrete if it isn’t Atkins, the multinational civil engineering outfit (Blogger passim) who’ve recently received a multi-million pound contract to wreck the Bristol to Bath Railway Path and some of our local communities!

What an extraordinary coincidence this all is. A large company handing over cash sums to our local newspaper to get their logo plastered everywhere just as they are about to embark on a highly controversial project. Who’d of ever thought it?

And obviously any positive editorial coverage the company’s dodgy project receives from our ruthlessly independent local newspaper would be equally coincidental wouldn’t it? No doubt such coverage is judged entirely by the very highest of editorial standards by local journalists of the highest integrity. The mere idea of some grubby “cash for positive coverage” deal is ridiculous isn’t it?

In another especially nice little touch, Atkins are even sponsoring a special award. What for? Sustainability of course!

And to complete the cosy little corporate love-in feel of the venture, joining Atkins and Cancer owners, Northcliffe, as sponsors are none other than our old corporate-friendly quangocrats at the SWRDA.

Remember you read it here first.

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St Christopher of Orlik?

Chris Orlik

Does the former Labour Councillor for Windmill Hill, Christopher Orlik know something about his former employers we don’t?

Not only has he joined the campaign to save the railway path but he’s rejected all the usual sedate campaigning pastimes aimed at politely changing his former colleagues’ minds like lobbying, letter writing, leafleting and PR and decided to join the direct action group instead!

Is this our first railway path martyr in the making?

Don’t forget to look out for Christopher’s inaugural Molotov Cocktail workshop taking place at the Knowle United Reform Church Hall very soon.

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Democracy update

Simon Bale – new boss of yet another one of the city’s ever-multiplying quangos, the Bristol Partnership – breaks cover in the Cancer today to answer a few soft questions optimistically billed as “an interview” by the Cancer’s imaginative subs.

This latest partnership, full of appointed members, is yet another organisation in the city happily taking decisions on our behalf while its members don’t bother with the hassle of actually getting elected by us.

Indeed The Blogger discovered, while reporting on the Labour Party’s flaccid ‘State of the City Debate’ recently, that much of the responsibility for the future political direction of the city seems to have been handed over by our elected councillors to Bale’s unelected and unaccountable body.

Working alongside Bale on this committee are a fairly typical selection of the unelectable, the unbearable and the frankly unbelievable although finding an actual list of them is proving something of a challenge. Take a look on their website. See if you can find out who they are, why they’re there, who appointed them and what the hell qualifies them to decide anything about our city.

None of this seems to bother Bale very much though. “Things are getting more democratic, not less,” he cheerily announces.

“In the old days decisions were made and you would just have to lump it if you were on the receiving end.”

As opposed to now, presumably where you can’t even find out who’s taking the bloody decisions, you can’t vote ’em out if you don’t like it and you just have to er, lump it really if you are on the recieving end.

Brilliant. Progress Bristol style.

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