They don't know what they're doing! Pt. 2

“Asked by Mrs Janke if he could explain how the sale of the park affected the Area Green Space plan, Mr Bees’ answer was: “The area is well served by green space.”
Bristol Evening Post, October 15 2008

Bristol’s new Parks and Green Space Strategy, fresh off the press in February, seems to be taking centre stage at present.

In the case above, we find Labour Councillor Bees entirely misunderstanding the point of it as he tries to explain away why he’s sold off 11 acres of Knowle West park land to housing developers without telling anyone.

The strategy is also at the centre of the row over the proposed development on the Railway Path at Greenbank, as the city council struggles to explain the sale of public land, specifically included in the new strategy, to developers.

At the heart of the strategy lies the idea of ‘Area Green Space Plans’. What’s supposed to happen is that each Neighbourhood Management Area – a whole new layer of bureaucracy for the city, invented by Bristol City Council – will draw up a detailed plan of parks, green space and public land in an area in consultation with the public.

Then on the basis of this it will be decided what land is surplus or “low value” and can be sold and what land will be improved with the £100m of proposed revenue generated.

Not a bad idea as it has the potential to create some consensus on the controversial subject of public land sell-offs.

However the problem is that eight months into the strategy no ‘Area Green Space Plans’ actually exist and the council has 14 of them to do. Although a rumour exists that one may emerge in South Bristol somewhere soon.

Even if we give the council the benefit of the doubt and assume they’ll have this first plan in place by the end of this month, that means – with one plan being produced every eight months – the process will be complete in about 9 years!

So what happens to our public space in the meantime?

Bristol City Council officers’ view seems to be that they can sell-off whatever land they please and seem to be currently trying to do so. Richard Mond, one of the many Heads in the Parks Department says, “[the absence of an ‘Area Green Space Plan’] doesn’t prohibit an earlier disposal of land if this can be justified.”

But is it as simple as all that? Possibly not.

Rather than the £100m public land free-for-all that the council’s senior management and the local building industry perhaps hoped would occur in the vacuum created by this deliberately under resourced and over ambitious strategy, what may actually occur are long, bitter wars of attrition between the city council and local residents and campaigners over every single piece of land the council tries to sell.

Already, at Greenbank, we’re seeing the council slowly tied in knots of its own making as campaigners exploit the glaring loopholes in a policy that simply doesn’t work and is open to challenge at every turn.

The city council, meanwhile, appears to be in chaos and can’t even seem to form a single, corporate view on what their own policy means and how it should be implemented.

In one corner we find the Head of Planning, David Bishop, treating our park land as his personal property and arranging to sell it on a whim to red-trousered Merchant Venturers without reference to anyone or anything.

Then there’s the Property Services Department, responsible for administrating the council’s land sales, that doesn’t even seem to have heard of the Parks and Green Spaces Strategy, arranging to sell off the land possibly unconstitutionally if not illegally. So much for them applying checks and balances then.

Over at the intellectually challenged Parks Department, responsible for managing the strategy, meanwhile, they don’t even seem to know what land is or isn’t included in the strategy and can’t seem to get their heads around the basic detail of any particular case. Instead they just spout politically expedient tripe tailored to whichever audience they happen to be addressing at the time and hope the problem goes away.

All-in-all, it’s beginning to look like the new Parks and Green Space Strategy is an unworkable dog’s dinner open to serious legal challenge and of no use to anyone, least of all Bristol City Council and their plans to raise £100m out of it. On current form they’ll be lucky to generate a tenth of that while half of that revenue will be used up battling any residents and campaigners who take umbrage at their plans.

Well done to all involved.

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They don't know what they're doing!

The plan to rip up the city’s premier green corridor, the Bristol and Bath Railway Path, at Greenbank and build a tower block and houses on it takes a new turn courtesy of the relentless Bristol City Council – Square Peg Developments partnership mission to mislead.

Saturday saw the Bristol Parks Forum – an odd grouping of park users, busybodies and the odd member of the public run by Bristol City Council – discussing the matter under the watchful eye of Peter Wilkinson, Head of Parks at the city council.

Although judging by Wilkinson’s extraordinary performance the only thing he’s head of is the queue of well-remunerated city council officers happy to mislead the public for the benefit of local developers.

Here’s some of what he told the audience:

“I don’t think the planning application has gone in yet”.

Whoops! The planning permission was actually submitted one month ago and can be viewed on his organisation’s own website.

“No agreement has been made to sell the land [on the Railway Path owned by Bristol City Council and part of the development proposal]”.

Oh dear! The email from the Head of Planning, David Bishop, to the city council’s Property Services department instructing them to sell the land was published by the city council last week.

“It’s not certain the land is included in the Parks Strategy because it depends on whether it’s held by the Transport Department or the Parks Department”.

Doh! Wilkinson’s boss, Richard Mond wrote – over two weeks ago – in a partial response to a complaint from Vowles the Green about the land being sold off without applying the processes and principles for green space disposal set out in the Parks and Green Space Strategy, that “I confirm that the land you refer to is in the parks and green space land covered by the strategy.”

What an informative and helpful chap Mr Wilkinson is. He’s all heart and public interest isn’t he?

However, I’m told it’s very hard to tell whether he’s mendacious or just lazy and dim. Either way, is this really someone who can be relied upon to protect our interest in parks and green spaces?

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Bunter's by-election belly flop as best buddy Bretherton bungles it!

St George West local election 3 May 2007: Tory vote share 36.83% (2nd place, 1.5% behind 1st place)

St George West local by election 9 October 2008: Tory vote share 18.75% (3rd place, 15% behind 1st place)

As the Tory vote predictably collapsed last night in the St George West by-election after they ditched their successful 2007 candidate in favour of Colin Bretherton, one of leader Bunter Eddy’s personal friends – who can now make the unusual claim of being a ten time Bristol local election loser – can the Tory boss stake a claim to the title of worst political strategist ever?

Surely this is the end of the road for the stupid fat twat? No sane party would let him lead them in to another election … Oh hang on a minute …

(Cartoon by Evelyn Post. Evelyn Post is The Bristol Blogger’s resident cartoonist. He has a woman’s name)

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One Reynell of a cock-up (again)

£32m of our money squandered in four years and now he’s off to enjoy his gold-plated retirement …

Finally full details are emerging of the parting shot from Carew Reynell, Bristol City Council’s idea of a financial guru .

Reynell, who appears to have been taking home a six figure sum to run the city’s finances in to the ground for some years now, has recently taken voluntary retirement after being offered a massive pay-off and a generous pension to fuck off and not come back.

This generous reward for abject failure caps a performance from a man that the term woeful doesn’t begin to do justice to.

In 2004, our man with the head for figures managed to oversee a social services overspend coming in at £18m. Indeed, so chaotic was the situation that a consultant – John Parrott – had to be called in to gently explain to Reynell – presumably in words of one or two syllables – that, generally, in organisations such as Bristol City Council, finances are monitored on something called a computer spreadsheet.

Whether the Coucil House’s accountancy boffin ever took this on board is debatable because by 2006 Reynell was merrily overspending by millions again. This time on the building of the new Redland Green School where he didn’t even bother to inform anyone like his bosses – the elected councillors who employ him – for years about his financial cock-ups.

The full scale of Reynell’s overspend and cover-up at Redland Green finally became clear last year, as yet more consultants were drafted in to figure out what the twat had been up to. And this time the overspend was identified to be £6m.

Now fast forward to 2008 and what’s this we discover? Why it seems Mr Reynell has been playing the money markets and loaning a bit of our money to international banks. £8m of our money to be precise. To Icelandic banks would you believe?

And what do you know? The banks are now insolvent and our money’s been lost. But fear not because the city council has some typical Reynellisms at hand to explain it all away.

Reynell’s PR apologist at the council huffs,”at the time the loans were made, both banks had satisfactory credit ratings.”

This is, of course, a pathetic excuse. Given what’s been going on over the last year in the international banking system, only an imbecile could possibly believe a word of what these credit rating agencies (in the pay of the banks) were saying about banks’ creditworthiness.

Did financial whizz Reynell ever bother to think why heavily indebted Icelandic banks were offering such sensational rates of return? Did he even begin to consider the considerable risk that must accompany some of the best deposit terms on the planet?

Possibly not. Or he might have got our money out 6 months ago when the state of the Icelandic banking sector was widely reported on the telly and in the financial press.

But surely we’re asking too much to expect a council officer commanding a six figure salary who takes major financial decisions with our money to read and understand the press?

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Big prize recession jazz poetry corner

It’s official. The banks are bankrupt and normal people like us are off to hell in a handcart. There’s goes the house, the job, the pension etc.

Never mind. Best focus on the important things in life:

Ever feel kinda down and out and don’t know just what to do?
Livin’ all of days in darkness, let the sun shine through
Ever felt that somehow, somewhere you lost your way?
And if you don’t get help you won’t make it through the day

Could you call on Lady Day?
Could you call on John Coltrane?
They’ll wash your troubles, your troubles away

Plastic people with plastic minds on their way to plastic homes
There’s no beginning, there ain’t no ending
just on and on and on and on and…
It’s all because we’re so afraid to say that we’re alone
until our hero rides in, rides in on his saxophone

Could you call on Lady Day?
Could you call on John Coltrane?
They’ll wash your troubles, your troubles away

Can of Stella to the first person who says who this is.

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Evelyn goes to the circus

(Cartoon by Evelyn Post. Evelyn Post is The Bristol Blogger’s resident cartoonist. He has a woman’s name)

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Phew!

Ordinary council workers must be breathing a sigh of relief tonight.

Because while today’s front page Cancer story confirms that there’s a chance that their highly trained, vetted and well-socialised senior managers may indeed send them a photo of their own penis at any time, the gun that they keep in the top drawer of their desk is unlikely to be loaded.

So that’s all right then.

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Carboot boss is Labour donor and short seller!

Wondering why local Labour politicians have been praising Carboot Circus to the high heavens?

Well, it seems that the Chairman of Land Securities, the real estate speculators behind the Carboot Circus, is Paul Myners who also happens to donate a lot of money to the Labour Party.

He’s also chair of the Guardian Media Group and a director of GLG a £25bn hedge fund responsible for the kind of short selling that the Labour government is now blaming – wrongly – for their financial crisis.

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Those 11 pages of Evening Cancer Cabot Circus opening coverage in full …

Adolf Caboto, Sid & Nancy Goebels, Cirque Himmler, Bristol Brown Shirts, Eva Braun Group and many many more lead the Cabot Circus Rally yesterday

Adolfo Caboto, Sid & Nancy Goebels, Cirque Himmler, Bristol Brown Shirts, Eva Braun Group and many many more lead the Cabot Circus Rally yesterday

Wow … Wow … Wow … Shiny new thing … Promised land … We may not get there with you … Parting of the Red Sea … Jaw dropping … Glass roof … Bird droppings … Work of art … Drums, crowds, acrobats, film director Mark Murphy … Pied Piper … The Goose That Laid the Golden Egg … Emperor’s New Clothes … Mike Norton’s wet his pants again … History has been made … The blitz … Post war planners … The end of Broadmead Fuhrer Hirst’s 1,000 Year Reich … Never in the field of human conflict has so much (£500m) been owed by so few (Land Securities) to so many bankrupts who urgently need their money back … Covent Garden of the West … Covent Garden of the South … New Covent Garden … In the Night Garden … Whoopsy Daisy … Helen Holland … I have a dream … The greatest demonstration of freedom in the history of our city … Boulevards … Plazas … Streets paved with gold … Brigstowe Street, Concorde Street, Wall Street … Crash … Botox yer handbag … Harvey Nicks … Massive Attack … Handbags at three paces … Sid and Doris Bonkers … Better than Sea Mills under-5s August fun day … credit card refused … Wow … History … The Renaissance … the divine Raphael … Oh what a car park … Four million jobs … Single parents dancing with joy in in the streets … Can we go home now dad?
Whoops. Probably should hat tip Ian Bone for this one.
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STOP PRESS (no really this time): Massive objection!!!

I think we’ve found ate least one ‘celeb’ who Harvey Nichols Bristol is sure not to become a destination shop for.

While on-off colleague Grant Marshall did the DJing for the Harvey Nichols opening yesterday, it seems – and I kid you not – that comrade Del Naja was busy posting the above picture on to the front page of the official Massive Attack website!

He also includes a brief communique for the people:

how to spend 500 million pounds and bring the city to its knees- a star studded night of portable TV celebs, shopping debt repayment collectors and total auto gridlock. carrot circus is an amazing piece of work that ingeniously manages to capture that gripping 80’s shopping mall look of mid America slash the midlands, just what we need to compliment the mall and the giant Barrett business towers down temple way. The galleries now feel like a taxpayers bargain at the price and look how well they have performed compared to the wasted cash drizzled into welfare health and education.

Top geezer or wot?

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