20 MPH zones don't work!

The Green end of the Bristol blogosphere’s been getting rather excited about 20mph zones for the majority of residential streets in Bristol. Not everyone’s convinced …

A guest post by 2nd Anonymous

20 MPH zones haven’t made any difference for the past 10 years in my street in east Bristol. Why would I lie ? I’m not making that up.

I’d say that 10 years is long enough for a scientific study, but apparently, some of you think you know better. Wussy comments like “20 mph is backed by facts” are hardly going to convince me are they now, when I’ve conducted a 10 year (that’s ten years, not 10 minutes on Google) study, or rather, had a 10 year experiment conducted right under my nose.

So, I’ve been hallucinating the traffic travelling at 35-55 mph have I? The video evidence which I took some 5 years ago, when I still thought that was a worthwhile use of time has been speeded up has it? Don’t make me go scrummaging around to find the tape and put it on YouTube. Just take my word for it, pretty please with chocolate balls on top.

Maybe in the leafy suburbs of Southville, everyone’s uber nice and co-operative and law abiding and respectful and maybe some ridiculously flawed study at the institute of pulling-the-wool-over-our-eyes in some make believe city came to the erroneous conclusion that 20 mph zones work (on the day that they happened to be looking that way and not picking crumbs from their beards) but it hasn’t worked in my street. Can you get that?

Do you want me to wheel my daughter on to tell you how long we have to wait by the side of the road in the morning rush hour to cross? Of how we’ve had to dash across sometimes, nearly getting run over, often beeped at by motorists, the kindest of whom couldn’t slow down to even 25 mph if they wanted to, because some git is doing 40 mph up their rear?

Can I stop now? Or is some clever canute going to tell me I’m still wrong and that 20 mph zones work?

Well, I sincerely hope yours do, but, as I think I might have established by now IT DOESN’T WORK IN MY STREET.

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Extremely moderate or moderately extreme?

A few people have commented on this blog have that I’m obsessed with – and grant far too much significance to – “irrelevant far left groupuscules” with no wider influence during my ruminations on the Israel/Palestine conflict.

I may well be obsessed. But that’s because I’m also confused. Is the creeping anti-semitism, the crazed Nazi analogies, the lazy history, the blood curdling hatred of Israel, the apologies for Islamism and the rest of the extremist claptrap solely confined to groupuscules on the far left?

Try this for an example.

Tonight the Bristol Stop The War Coalition and Bristol Palestine Solidarity Campaign have organised a meeting with the title ‘Stop The Slaughter In Gaza‘. The keynote speaker is Yvonne Ridley, the former Glenda Slagg-style Express hackette turned Muslim convert and Respect Party bigwig.

Ridley’s day job these days is working for Press TV, a crude propaganda outfit directly funded by the Holocaust denial obssessed Iranian government whose leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said just last week that Israel’s continued existence was “not feasible”.

Ridley also has a sideline in what she describes as “motivational speaking” to Muslims across the world.

“I’m reinforcing their beliefs, I’m attacking the War on Terror, which is a war on Islam, and I’m defending the resistance in the Muslim world,” she says.

And what a defence it is. Yvonne’s motivating words consist of such sane and rational statements to cheering crowds as, “Drinking Coca-Cola is like drinking the blood of Palestinian children!”

Or how about her description of David Miliband? “A gutless little weasel who lost more than his foreskin when he was circumcised.”

Rather nicely gets the point across that he’s – the horror! – Jewish doesn’t it?

Ridley has described the Chechen terrorist leader and architect of the Beslan school massacre, Shamil Basayev, as a ‘shaheed’ or martyr. And she has also declined to condemn Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the leader of Al-Qaeda in Iraq, preferring instead to say that his attacks in 2005 on three hotels in Jordan killed “US collaborators” and those who deserved to be “punished for their status in life.”

On the subject of her Respect Party, Yvonne says,”[It’s] is a Zionist-free party… if there was any Zionism in the Respect Party they would be hunted down and kicked out. We have no time for Zionists.”

Although she assures us “[it] encompasses a broad church of ideas and opinions”. But obviously not supporters of an Israeli state or “that disgusting little watchdog of America that is festering in the Middle East” as she likes to call it.

As for Labour, Tories and Lib Dems, well, they’re all “riddled with Zionists” aren’t they?

And finally, here’s the view of somebody who’s already heard her speak on the subject of Israel and Palestine:

Overall, the debate was not so much that of `what now for Israel and Palestine?’ as advertised but an all-out attack on Israel. Ridley criticised “the West’s” ignorance of Islam and the situation in Palestine. What is clear is that Respect’s policy on the Middle East, if that is what Ridley advocated, is pretty much in line with that of Hamas ­ and effectively calls for the destruction of Israel

All-in-all, it’s not unfair to describe Ridley as an extremist, which she’s perfectly entitled to be. That’s entirely up to her and her idiot supporters really.

But it’s interesting to see who her supporters are in Bristol and who’s prepared to stand on a platform alongside this Jihadist crackpot as she apologies for the murder of civilians, calls for the destruction of Israel and demands Zionists are hunted down.

Well, here’s who’s speaking with Ridley tonight: Imam Assad Ali Shah – St Marks Road Mosque, Easton; Farooq Siddique – Bristol Muslim Cultural Society; Abdul Malik – Bristol City Councillor for Easton; John Drake – Regional Secretary of the Fire Brigades Union; Paulette North – National Union of Teachers.

That’s just about every high-profile, public so-called “moderate” Muslim in the city and a couple of trade unionists representing a good few thousand public sector workers in the city including, rather disturbingly, teachers.

Makes it a little clearer where this often talked about radicalisation of people over Israel/Palestine might really be coming from doesn’t it?

Maybe it’s about time some of these people sat down and had a hard think about what they’re supporting and what effect they might be having. I’m told Bristol MP, Kerry McCarthy, a vigorous supporter of Palestine, is declining to appear on platforms with Respect and the likes of Ridley. It’s about time others followed the example.

Further info’: try ‘Reading Gaza’ by Fat Man on a Keyboard over at Drink Soaked Trots. It’s a superb analysis of the language, rhetoric and tropes being used and abused by both sides in the Gaza conflict .

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Welcome Barack

The Communist Party of Great Britain aren’t wasting any time.

Hat tip: Harry’s Place

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She were useless

Have a look at the press release eventually published by Bristol City Council announcing the departure of Education boss, Heather Tomlinson. She says:

“Special thanks is (sic) also due to all the parents, grandparents, carers and families in Bristol, who are key to securing a strong future for children in the city. And, most importantly, I would like to thank all those children and young people I have had the pleasure to meet and work with.”

Utterly hopeless to the bitter end Heather …

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EXCLUSIVE: Caplan ousted in night of the long knives at Council House

Ding dong the witch is dead! But will he be unable to confirm or deny it?

It seems Simon Caplan has been fired as head of Bristol City Council’s PR department in a mass clear out of officers that also includes Head of Regeneration Ashy McKay, Head of Culture Paul ‘Bilbao’ Barnett and the Head of IT – recently slammed by James Barlow .

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ZIONIST! Watch

An interesting new tactic appears courtesy of the anti-ZIONIST! lunatic fringe here in Bristol … Witch hunting!

The idea seems to be that you photograph random people disagreeing with you in the street; post the photo on Bristol Indymedia; label them aggressive; call them a ZIONIST! and then try to get people to identify them for you.

For what purpose I’ve no idea. But it’s charming isn’t it?

I should add as a postscript that Bristol’s Palestine Solidarity Campaign were initially credited with being involved in this. However, they’ve since completely disassociated themselves from any involvement whatsoever. Well done those people! Kick the loonies out. They’ll do you no favours.

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Pressing matters

A Big shout out to ‘Sean’ who had a letter published in today’s Cancer asking:

As far as Mr Siddique is concerned, is he a ‘Muslim in Bristol’ or an ‘Islamist in Bristol’?

Such a good question that I’ve ripped it off and made a graphic for future use. In return Sean gets the Bristol Blogger’s prestigious ‘Bristolian of the week’ award.

Meanwhile, honorary Bristolian status goes to Chris Gale from Chippenham, a regular poster on Kerry McCarthy’s blog, who today attempted to introduce a dose of reality into the pages of the Guardian, whose editorial line and world view increasingly resemble something that might have been devised by Beatrice Webb’s vicar.

Meanwhile, a new award: Brain Dead Bristolian Academics of the Week.

This first award goes jointly to Dr. Geetanjali Gangoli, School for Policy Studies, University of Bristol; Dr. Jutta Weldes, Politics, University of Bristol and John Moore, lecturer in Sociology & Criminology, University of the West of England who have all signed a letter, also in today’s Guardian, announcing “Israel must lose”.

“We are obliged to take sides,” they continue. That’ll be with the Islamists of Hamas then presumably? What a bunch of gormless twats.

You might also like to note what kind of ‘academics’ we’re talking about here.

John tells us, “My principal current research focus is the history of punishment … [and I] seek[s] to introduce a postcolonial perspective to histories of punishment”

So when this glorious Hamas victory and the Islamist Middle East he’s promoting arrives he’ll be able to see some historical punishment techniques delivered by postcolonialists right up close won’t he?

Meanwhile, here’s what Bristol University’s Dr Geldes – who appears to be trying to make the art of parody redundant – tells us she gets up to (at our expense of course) besides her extreme reactionary politics:

I am particularly interested in the various intertextual relations between popular cluture (sic) and (world) politics … I am currently working on two papers. One examines representations of in/security in the televsion (sic) show Buffy the Vampire Slayer, arguning (sic) that Buffy performs a post-structural understanding of in/security.

Intellectual stuff or wot? It rather looks like the city’s leading academic illiterate and world authority on Buffy the Vampire Slayer has condemned Israel. That’ll have ’em quaking in Tel Aviv tonight.

Anyone know the university’s Disney Studies Department’s position on the conflict?

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ZIONIST! watch

An occasional series highlighting the ludicrous uses of the term ZIONIST! locally.

<spooky music>The tentacles of the global Jewish Zionist conspiracy stretch further than you ever thought comrades. The Jewish Zionist menace is not only serving low fat lattes behind the counter at Starbucks or lurking ominously by the chilled food cabinet at Marks & Spencer . .. Now they’ve taken over the council!!!</spooky music>.

Here’s a report from Tony at Bristol Indymedia on the occasion of Lib Dem Councillor, Abdul Malik’s short and refreshingly diplomatic speech to the full council on the subject of Gaza:

The format of the Full Council Meeting had been changed to cause the public to wait until the end of the meeting. A wait of perhaps four hours before the Gaza statement could be heard. Has this been engineered to cause the most inconvenience to the public gallery, and therefore to discourage public participation?

This caused great concern and hubbub from the public gallery, prompting a vote as to whether the statement should be brought forward and read immediately.

As the “Ayes” and the “Noes” were shouted in unison by the councillors, for all but the hard of hearing the motion was undoubtedly in favour of reading the statement immediately. But the speaker announced that this was not the case, that “the noes have it”. This brought further uproar and someone called from the public gallery, “the zionists have it, the zionists have it”.

Yes indeed. The only rational conclusion we can possibly reach is that The Jews ZIONISTS! are running Bristol City Council and are deliberately manipulating meeting agendas to prevent five noisy, obssessional and deeply irritating members of the public from hearing a fairly pointless speech from someone with no power on a subject that happens to be their very own personal little hobby horse.

No ruse is too low for the evil Jew Zionist, eh?

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It's The Spongers! (New vertical edition)

(Cartoon by Evelyn Post. Evelyn Post is The Bristol Blogger’s resident cartoonist. He has a woman’s name)

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Palestwhine #3: Muslim Balls

Yes he’s here at last. Our man from the Cancer on the grand topic of the day and what a treat it is.

If anyone has any idea what on earth he’s talking about, feel free to explain because he’s gone through the looking glass and on down the K-hole with this one.

During World War II, after the Nazi invasion of Poland in 1939, Jewish ghettos were set up to control the millions of Polish Jews. Inside the ghettos they lived on starvation rations before, in 1941, shipment to extermination camps began.

Despite being trapped in effective death camps, Jewish resistance groups managed to operate. In January 1943, German forces tried to level the Warsaw ghetto, but were beaten off by Jewish resistance fighters. Another attempt to destroy the ghetto led to the uprising of April 1943. For one month, the Jews fought off the German army but their resistance was eventually crushed.

Today, conditions in Gaza are very similar to the Warsaw ghetto.

Farooq Siddique, ‘A Muslim in Bristol’ Evening Post, Tuesday 6 January 2009

I [have been] criticised for comparing the suffering and resistance of the Palestinians in the Gaza ghetto today to the suffering and resistance of the Jews in the Warsaw ghetto of World War II . Let me make it clear, I was not referring to the Holocaust.

Farooq Siddique, ‘A Muslim in Bristol’ Evening Post, Tuesday 13 January 2009

Well that’s cleared that up hasn’t it? Farooq was referring to that other Warsaw ghetto during World War II. You know, the one that had absolutely nothing to do with the Holocaust. How stupid of us to think otherwise.

Does Siddique think we’re all as thick and ignorant as he plainly is? And has he any idea what damage his embarrassing and insensitive outbursts and arse-about-face excuses are doing to the decent Muslim community he purports to represent?

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