Category Archives: The Useless Old Fuckpot Files

Pompous prick talks pompous crap!

Bristol’s most pompous man has found this week’s most stupidly pompous bandwagon to jump on. Peter Abraham,  Bristol’s serial civic cross-dresser and deputy Tory leader, announced in yesterday’s Cancer: “a citizen’s allegiance to Crown and country ceremony could give young … Continue reading

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Toffs at the top

Former Bristol South East MP, aristo-socialist Tony Benn’s been hitting the headlines again. Firstly because his niece, Emily, has been selected as the Labour parliamentary candidate for the East Worthing and Shoreham constituency on the south coast despite not yet … Continue reading

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Toffs open day

Doors Open Day today and we’ve just got back from a guided tour of Merchant’s House, the Merchant Venturer HQ, conducted by “the one they call the master” or Tim Pearce to his friends (if he’s got any). What a … Continue reading

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It tolls for thee Gurney…

Fascinating revelations on Bristol Indymedia about the city council’s chief exec Nick Gurney (the bloke pictured above who looks like he might fuck pigs in his spare time) who’s currently supposed to be organising the effort to make Bristol the … Continue reading

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Bank holiday comedy special

Chris Morris at BBC Radio Bristol Like Banksy, Chris Morris’s time in Bristol has become the stuff of legend that neatly airbrushes out the fact that both were largely ignored, marginalised and actively discouraged during their time here. Their consequent … Continue reading

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