Here’s Splashy Pants
We learn all is not well in ‘Save the Whale’ circles. A Greenpeace poll to name one of the humpbacks they tagged and tracked to the Southern ocean where hunting for Minke and Humpback is currently taking place resulted in the excellent name Mr Splashy Pants being democratically chosen.
This is not good enough for some hardened hippies apparently who believe Mr Splashy Pants is simply not an acceptable name for such a, like, amazing creature maaaaaan. Instead the beards are claiming it should be called something really poncey and new agey like “Anahi, which means immortal in Persian, Kaimana (divine power of the ocean in Polynesian), Shanti (peace), Suzuki (after David) or Aurora (dawn).”
This one could run and run.