Hat tip to _saturnine for pointing us to Surfactant’s excellent collection of radiographs on Flickr. The one above is of someone who unaccountably got a dildo stuck up their backside (an explanation – of sorts – is provided here).
Here at The Blogger this picture brought memories flooding back of an earlier, though strangely familiar, age here in Bristol. So we’ve been scouring the internet for a similar picture incorporating not a dildo but a toothbrush in order that we might be able to retell a seemingly timeless tale from the Council House.
We, of course, refer to the glorious day when former Labour councillor Bill Martin told former Lib Dem councillor John Kiely during another one of their self-important and entirely irrelevant debates in the council chamber that he would “shove a toothbrush so far up your backside you’ll be able to clean your teeth with it.”
A proposition that is reputed, at the time, to have sent quite a frisson of excitement through the Lib Dem benches. Although later, in a demonstration of just how flakey Bristol’s Lib Dems really are, the matter was referred to the police and a ludicrous trial of Martin at great public expense ensued.
He was found guilty. Bristol City Councillors: where do we get ’em from?