Here’s Splashy Pants
We learn all is not well in ‘Save the Whale’ circles. A Greenpeace poll to name one of the humpbacks they tagged and tracked to the Southern ocean where hunting for Minke and Humpback is currently taking place resulted in the excellent name Mr Splashy Pants being democratically chosen.
This is not good enough for some hardened hippies apparently who believe Mr Splashy Pants is simply not an acceptable name for such a, like, amazing creature maaaaaan. Instead the beards are claiming it should be called something really poncey and new agey like “Anahi, which means immortal in Persian, Kaimana (divine power of the ocean in Polynesian), Shanti (peace), Suzuki (after David) or Aurora (dawn).”
This one could run and run.
Vox populi, vox Dei, innit.
Cant believe they didn’t go for the name Humpy. The males do have a 10 ft penis after all.
Which presumably means that the females have a 15 ft vagina. Funny, that doesnt get talked about much does it?
*Offers to show old misery guts the difference between length & girth, with visual aids*
Best offer I’ve had in some time BristleKRS. (Only offer in fact, now I come to think of it – there are disadvantages in being an arsey female of traditional build).
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