Hello children. Where are we today?
Yes. We’re back in the LEA Garden…
Oh look…
Who’s this coming?
Hooray!
It’s Heather Whoopsy-Daisy…
Hello Heather Whoopsy-Daisy…
Oh dear…. What’s wrong Whoopsy Daisy?
Have the nasty Redland Greenies squandered squillions and left you in the lurch again?
No? Then what is wrong with you today Heather Whoopsy-Daisy?
Oh no… That’s terrible…
All the little children in the LEA Garden have failed all their tests and it’s all your fault…
And you don’t know what to do…
Hmmm… Difficult… But wait a minute…
Who’s this coming?
Hooray!!! It’s Simon Cappa-Pacca-Lies…
Hello Simon Cappa-Pakka-Lies.
How are you?
Can you help Heather Whoopsy-Daisy?
She’s in a lot of trouble…
All the children in the LEA Garden have failed their very important tests.
And it’s all Heather Whoopsy-Daisy’s fault.
What can she do?
What did you say Simon Cappa-Pacca-Lies?
Blame it all on the Tombli-Teachers!!!
What a good idea!
And look! Who’s this coming through the garden?
Yes. Here they are! It’s the Tombli-Teachers…
Quickly Heather Whoopsy-Daisy.
Call the Tombli-Teachers over here…
Hello Tombliteachers.
Heather Whoopsy-Daisy needs a word with you…
Now sit down and listen very, very carefully…
All the little children in the LEA Garden have failed their very important tests and it’s all your fault…
What have you Tombli-Teachers got say about that then?
Oh dear… What a shame…
The Tombli-Teachers can’t speak in the LEA Garden can they?
But it’s all your fault Tombli-Teachers. Do you understand?
All the little children in the LEA Garden have failed their very important tests because of you…
Tut, tut…
Sssshhh… Listen… The Tittifers are singing…
It’s time to go to bed…
Off you go now Tombli-Teachers and make sure you don’t spoil all the fun for all the children in the LEA Garden and upset poor Heather Whoopsy-Daisy ever, ever again.
Good night Tombli-Teachers…
And thank you Simon Cappa-Pacca-Lies.
It’s time for you to go to bed too.
Put your sponge and your uff-uff and your special trumpet in the Og-Pog and off you go to your office to dream up some more lies.
And you Heather Whoopsy-Daisy.
It’s time for you to go to bed too…
Off you go to your expensive boat and be sure to thank Simon Cappa-Pacca-Lies before you go
Thank you Simon.
Goodnight Heather…
Good night Tombli-Teachers…
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Glorious, hilarious and prescient.
It never fails to amaze me what the Fat Controller aka Simon cappa-pakka Lies aka Carole Caplan comes up with to excuse the lamentable performance of BCC in almost every field of endeavour.
bluebaldee,
To paraphrase George Orwell: “PR language… is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give an appearance of solidity to pure wind.”