Gordo has made the Dim Prawn Minister of State for Health and second in command to Postman Posh, Alan Johnston. She’ll be working directly alongside that insufferably vile, perma-tanned grinning idiot Ben Bradshaw who should be shot.
The Prawn has said she’s “looking forward to working in a delivery department.” Well we’re not. The last thing she “delivered” was the botched tax credit scheme that plunged tens of thousands of the country’s poorest families into financial chaos. Best not be ill for the next couple of years, eh?
No joy for any of the other local MPs. Doug “Lobby Fodder” Naysmith will continue his parliamentary career as a stupid old bearded waste of space while Dan Norris continues to be kept as far away from government as possible for everybodies’ safety. But no doubt this mentalist social worker will continue his one-man obssessive-compulsive mission to rant incoherently about paedophiles until the electorate finally put him out of his misery at the next election.
The Blogger also hears a strange rumour. When Naysmith finally steps down at the next election in favour of this dodgy Tory-boy barrister, Sam Townend, it’s said he will rejoin Bristol City Council as a councillor. Great. Another pompous old git wasting space and money at the Council House before they’re finally pensioned off.