Er, no it isn’t George. Even leaving aside the fact that the ‘bridge’ from your houses’ 2nd floor cycle store to the path will in fact be a rather cycle unfriendly set of steps because of the gradient involved, our man on his bike in Holland assures us, “We have these already in Holland they’re just not hyped in this way. They’re just sold as houses, as are the other 6000 on this estate, and any number of others around the country, all of which just happen to be nice and convenient for cycling to the city or anywhere else.”
Oh dear. Are the great red-trousered architects plans in ruins? Or will they be rebranded to live another day?
But it ain’t all bad news for the Merchant Venturers. They may well have delivered at least one world first this week as their Merchant’s Academy in Withywood finally opens its doors.
Would I be right in thinking that this is the first state school in the world to be run by toenail worshippers?
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