> Didn’t have time to finish the Xmas message as we’ve all gone to the pub instead after what has, frankly, been a nightmare of a fucking year trying to flog your dead horse of a council.
> Neither do we envisage much better next year if you Bees and Hammond have anything to do with it. Thanks a bunch love.
> We had a quick brainstorming session before we started sinking the gin in quantities and here’s a few buzz words and phrases. Just string ’em together to make your message.
>highly successful – significant improvements – service delivery – partnership working – delivering quality – customer focus – outcomes – value for money – innovation – community – leadership – energy – commitment – enthusiasm – continuous improvement – CSCI – OFSTED – CPA – ODPM – Showcase Bus Corridor – Beacon Council – Excellence in Procurement – Innovation – Improving Well – excellence – challenges ahead – attitudes – embedding values – best wishes to you and your families for Christmas and in the New Year … – Jesus wept what a load of bollocks – we’re fucked – good night.
>See you next year if the RDA job offer doesn’t happen
> Simon Caplan
> Head of Corporate Communications
> Bristol City Council
> 0117 922 2647