Gott in Himmel! Das Bristol BNP ist bonkerz

I'm a teapot
Der Griffinführer: “Ich bin ein teapot”

Increasingly deranged noises – other than the new Bryan Ferry album – emerging from der Griffinführer’s London Nutterzbunker in response to the BNP having their sorry arses kicked out of Fishponds on Tuesday night.

This was not, as we might all suppose, a major setback and huge embarrassment for the BNP in Bristol demonstrating nil support for their retarded ideas. Oh no. It’s evidence of tremendous success! We’re even assured by a member of the BNP’s Presstapo, “support for the BNP is at unprecedented levels on Bristol housing estates.”

Really? Is that so?

I think roughly translated from BNP völkisch that means “we’ve leafleted a bit of Hartcliffe under the cover of darkness without candidate, Kerry Luckett, having her stupid leaflets physically shoved up her backside as yet. So we’ll call that ‘unprecedented levels’ of support… ”

The Griffinfuhrer Presstapo’s Bristol diktat also attempts something of a thunderous nietzcheian tone – unfortunately undermined by the reference to poultry and the hopeless cliche – “The Establishments chickens are coming home to roost – maybe not this year – maybe not next – but they are on their way home,” they wail.

Well that’s as maybe. But so far in Bristol it ain’t poultry on their way home is it? It’s the BNP’s daft old bat of a Nominating Officer speeding back to her Warmley home with her tail firmly between her legs. Ho, ho.

And finally how could any good quality deranged Nazi rant be complete without the imminent threat of Blitzkrieg? And here it is: “officials of the BNP’s Mid-West Region, which includes the Bristol area, are meeting up to discuss a mass leaflet drop on white working class estates across the city.”

And just how do they intend to leaflet every estate in Bristol before the election with just one mad old cow from Warmley, a bloke who lives in a bedsit in St Andrews, a fake accountant from Hartcliffe and a couple of her gormless next-door neighbours?

A mere detail along the road to creating the Greater Bristol Reich no doubt.

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Trolleygate

Missing

Shit? Is it Thursday already? Must be time to report on this week’s fuck up by the city council’s head of legal services, Stephen McNamara.

At the end of last year the cabinet decided that Bristol City Council would use provisions in the Environmental Protection Act to start charging supermarkets to collect and return trolleys that had been abandoned around the city. A decent idea.

No doubt at considerable expense, a team of the council’s £50k-plus a year executive ‘experts’ drew up a report to enable the cabinet to pass this simple piece of legislation. This report should, of course, have included relevant and accurate input from McNamara’s legal team.

The cabinet considered the report at their meeting in December and voted unaminously to start stuffing it to the mulitinational supermarkets and make them pay to clear up their mess. No arguments with that.

From 8 March 2007 we were assured that the blight of supermarket trolleys abandoned across the city would be a thing of the past. Not to be I’m afraid.

8 March came and went without any sign of the council collecting supermarket trollies – let alone billing any supermarkets. This was acompanied by the sound of silence from the Council House on the matter.

That is until yesterday when the Lib Dem rubbish Czar, Gary Hopkins decided, for some reason, to publish a personal letter to Windmill Hill’s Labour candidate, Chris Orlik, in the pages of the Evening Cancer. Buried in it was this little gem:

“because of an administrative error by an ex-member of staff the supermarkets would be in a position to legally challenge any attempt by the council to impose recovery costs on supermarkets at this time”

Sorry? Could we have that one again Gary? “Because of an administrative error by an ex-member of staff”? I don’t think so. If supermarkets are “in a position to legally challenge” that’s a legal error contained in the drafting of your legislation.

And that’s the entire reponsibility of legal bald eagle McNamara…

And how big of him it is to wriggle out of responsibility by blaming an admin assistant from Pertemps on the minimum wage and then firing them.

What do we pay this idiot for exactly? Surely the point of him receiving £70k a year of council taxpayers’ money is that he doesn’t make schoolboy errors and costly blunders? And if he does isn’t he supposed to take responsibility, not blame the admin assistant? Apparently not in Bristol.

So is McNamara on a retainer from Tesco? Probably not. It’s just typical McNamara. His time in Bristol has been constantly marked by appalling errors of judgment and legally dubious decisions. Who can forget former councillor John Channon being allowed to jet from his Southern Ireland residence to Bristol to vote on the Crest Nicholson Harbourside development?

Or more recently, how any councillor – who happened to be a Rovers fan – was allowed to sit on the planning committee to decide their stadium expansion plan, whilst actual bona fide members of the committee were disqualified with the use of forged emails and cooked-up conflict of interest claims?

Since when has a bus driver had a conflict of interest on a planning committee because there’s a bus stop planned outside the development? Er… Since McNamara said so a few months back!

Perhaps the only thing less edifying than McNamara’s cowardly and career-saving behaviour in all this is Gary Hopkins buying into his third-rate arse-covering bullshit.

Hopkins should be chasing McNamara’s lazy, overpaid, under-performing arse out of this town. Not writing letters on his behalf blaming admin assistants for major and costly errors.

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BNP confonted in Frome Vale

Seems that the BNP’s canvassing in Frome Vale is running into a few problems. Vile witch Michaela Mackenzie and a couple of fellow BNP workers out delivering leaflets were confronted and driven out of the ward last night by a gang of about 20 black youths.

Ha, ha, ha.

The BNP have reported the incident to the police as a ‘racist attack’.

Ho, ho, ho.

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The local election round-up starts here…

Vote?

Another year another damp squib of an election in Bristol. As usual, with only one-third of the seats up for grabs in the city, any changes to the political make-up of the city council are likely to be marginal with just a few seats changing hands here and there.

This is the perfect electoral system for all the main parties and the right of centre political consensus they have all signed up to. With the people of the city deprived of the opportunity to turn out and elect the council they want en masse on a clear programme, all the parties involved can shift their focus away from serious matters of governance – on which they all agree – and focus entirely on the ‘dogshit issues’ – micro-issues of little importance outside of a specific ward.

Let’s face it. If you’re all exactly the same the last thing you want is any kind of major election that flags this up. Much better to have elections where you can talk about the local park, the local swimming pool, traffic calming measures and the lack of corner shops and appear to have some differences.

Unfortunately such methods also attracts a certain kind of candidate of a certain kind of calibre. Where once local government might have attracted people with a knowledge of education or local government finance or social services or transport; this is no longer required or even useful to the political class. Instead your average candidate is the silly old sod from ’round the corner who is constantly moaning about dogshit in the park.

All well and good but are these the people best able to to take decisions for the long term benefit of the city? In fact, are these people capable of taking any decisions at all?

So far in this election none of the parties, as usual, have attempted to clearly articulate their position on the real issues at stake in these elections – the ongoing privatisation of public services, the dismal state of secondary education in the city, airport expansion, hospital closures, the south Bristol ring road, ongoing corporate regeneration, future housing development on green space, transport, congestion charging – because they will all do exactly the same… Whatever they are told.

You are not being invited to elect politicians to implement a programme because they don’t have one. You are being invited to elect politicians to manage a pre-existing, although largely unmentioned, programme developed by an unholy alliance of central government, regional quangos, local government officers and civil servants and handed to elected politicians to rubber stamp.

Whoever you elect will simply implement what they’re told to in return for a few networking opportunities, a little influence at the margins, some prestige in petite-bourgeois circles in the city and life time access to the members tearoom at The Council House.

Some choice eh?

For meaningful elections to take place in Bristol one of two things needs to happen:

  • one election should take place every four years in which all 70 councillors are elected.
  • the councillor system should be scrapped and replaced with an elected mayor with some real powers.

Strangely, despite some lip-service from councillors of all persuasions about increasing participation at local elections – where turnouts are not even 40% – you will find none will be proposing either of these measures. From their point of view: “if it ain’t broke…”

Despite this, over the coming week The Blogger will be taking a closer look at some of the wards up for election that might generate some interest. Such as Whitchurch Park where Bristol Labour Party are throwing all their resources to try and save their leader Helen Holland. Southville, where the Greens will attempt to get a second councillor and Easton where Jerry Hicks’ Bristol Respect bandwagon is beginning to roll…

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Middle class government handout joy

Watershed

Unrestrained joy here at Blogger HQ as news filters down that SWRDA, the laughably inept regional development quango for the south west, has decided to subsidise the ‘creative industries’ in Bristol to the tune of £6m. The beneficiaries of this 70s-style government handout are none other than the Watershed media centre, the already heavily subsidised Harbourside cinema with a bar that now describes itself as “a creative networking hub”.

The Watershed is, of course, one of the ‘must go’ destinations for the Firetrap clad laptoperati of the city. These are people who don’t seem to have to do too much all day except sip fairtrade cappuccinos, eat overpriced nachos and talk loudly about ‘growing the output potential of web 2.0’ any time a gullible civil servant with a budget is in earshot.

Quite why SWRDA thinks this group are in such urgent need of a subsidy to fund their leisure activities as opposed to say street cleaners, nurses, lorry drivers or any other group who actually do a proper day’s work in the city is not really made clear.

But then it’s not very clear what these ‘creative industries’ are either. Both SWRDA and The Watershed have produced breathless press releases full of digital waffle naming the usual suspects – Aardman, the BBC Natural History Unit, Endemol, none of whom are exactly short of cash – and assuring us Bristol will be the “most creative city in the UK”.

Just like we were going to be the European Capital of Culture, the digital hub of the UK and most recently ‘The Green Capital of Europe’? How does this city do it?

Er, mainly by turning out increasingly inane press releases and shoving public cash at a privileged minority to talk up this week’s daft idea. But what really gets The Blogger is why – if all these people are so creative, exciting and cutting edge – they can’t make any bloody money?

In a final neat twist, The Blogger learns that The Watershed intends to spend some of its new found wealth on what it charmingly describes as “driving out the yob element” from the Harbourside. That’ll be anyone ordinary who likes a drink and a laugh on a Friday night then.

Watershed boss Dick Penny says, “the night-time environment isn’t exactly synergistic with our inclusive creative culture.”

Fucking sorry Dick. Sorry to spoil you and your creative mates’ Harbourside view and all that. Sorry we’re not all media creatives with sod-all to do all day and a fat budget off the government to play with. And sorry we’re not all quite refined enough for you.

I mean how could anyone think that Bristol’s docks were ever anything to do with the working classes of this city?

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NUJ boycott Israeli goods

This’ll do wonders for their credibility…

The National Union of Journalists has voted at its annual meeting for a boycott of Israeli goods as part of a protest against last year’s war in Lebanon.
The Guardian

Apparently this is in response to the “savage, pre-planned attack” on Lebanon last year. Although I seem to recall reading reports prior to the conflict about Hizbollah firing rockets into Israeli villages and kidnapping two soldiers.

No doubt a journalist will be along in a minute to complain about the political bias of bloggers…

The NUJ is not boycotting China, Sudan, Saudi Arabia, Burma, Turkey, Zimbabwe or any other country as far as I know.

What can it all mean?

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The strange death of anarchist England

IMC UK

Earlier today a reader attempted to post The Blogger’s story about the BNP’s Nominating Officer on UK Indymedia’s independent news site “offering grassroots, non-corporate, non-commercial coverage of important social and political issues.”

Seems reasonable to me. The rise of the BNP is an important social and political issue and details of a senior BNP official may be of interest to their readership many of whom would consider themselves to be anti-fascists.

Not to be I’m afraid. The story never got on to their newswire. It was hidden by one of their workers because the story contained “discriminatory phrases”. Yes. That’s right. UK Indymedia does not allow discrimination against the BNP!

What the fuck is going on up there in London? This isn’t politics at all. It’s liberal relativism of the weakest and soppiest kind gone completely bonkers. Best not judge anyone or anything then as it might be discriminatory.

What next? No discrimination against the Janjaweed, Robert Mugabe, the Burmese government and Chinese regime? Why not revise our views on Hitler and Stalin and watch what we say about Pol Pot whilst we’re at it? Don’t want to discriminate now do we?

Who’s running UK Indymedia these days? Tarquin and Sebastian on a year out after their cultural studies degrees and before daddy funds their MA in Activism and Social Change at Leeds University?

There’s one final little touch to this that I really like. The person who took the story off their newswire signed themselves ‘IMCista’. Note the use of South American guerilla chic stylings here to build that essential and edgy urban rebel image.

But what possible use would that lot be in South America?

“I say Tarquin my bro’. Could we lose the ‘DEATH TO THE CONTRAS’ graffiti from the wall? Don’t want to discriminate do we man? Then we need to hand in the weapons and implement the findings of our diversity impact assessment through a series of non-violent mediation workshops.”

Wankers the lot of ’em. Come back Darren Ryan. All is forgiven.

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In the Post

Local public sector PR consultant now mooonlighting for the Evening Post, Maurice Fells, semi-coherently rambles his way through a list of pubs due for demolition in today’s paper.

He says: “… in Parson Street, the Enterprise Inn has been locked up for more than a year”

You need to start reading The Bristol Blogger Maurice.

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Are you living next door to a fascist? Whitchurch Park

As part of The Blogger’s public service remit he now brings you the names and addresses of all the proposers, seconders and assentors for Bristol’s BNP candidates.

3. Whitchurch Park

Candidate:
Kerry Ellen Luckett
146 Fulford Road
Hartcliffe
Bristol BS13 0AQ

Proposer:
Elaine Hann
17 Wroughton Gardens
Hartcliffe
Bristol BS13 0LJ

Seconder:
Stephen J Hann
17 Wroughton Gardens
Hartcliffe
Bristol BS13 0LJ

Assentors:

Ross Luckett
17 Wroughton Gardens
Hartcliffe
Bristol BS13 0LJ

Lee Hann
16 Wroughton Gardens
Hartcliffe
Bristol BS13 0LJ

Cherilyn L Clifford
16 Wroughton Gardens
Hartcliffe
Bristol BS13 0LJ

Zoe Edgworth
18 Wroughton Gardens
Hartcliffe
Bristol BS13 0LJ

Dean T Tucker
14 Wroughton Gardens
Hartcliffe
Bristol BS13 0LJ

Marie A Tucker
14 Wroughton Gardens
Hartcliffe
Bristol BS13 0LJ

Sarah Pocock
13 Wroughton Gardens
Hartcliffe
Bristol BS13 0LJ

S L Hann* (nee Armstrong)
16 Wroughton Gardens
Hartcliffe
Bristol BS13 0LJ

Nominating Officer:
Michaela Mackenzie
1 Chubb Close
Warmley
Bristol BS30 7BP

Witness to the candidate’s signature:
Chaka Hicks
38 Cliftonwood Crescent
Bristol BS8 4TU

* This assentor is named as S L Hann on the nomination papers but listed in the electoral register available for inspection as S L Armstrong. An electoral officer has verbally assured me the register available for inspection is out of date. Given that the Returning Officer for these elections is the notoriously slack city chief solicitor, Stephen MacNamara, I am not reassured by this claim.

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Election Nominations

Donovan

Despite spending around £1m a year on a ‘state of the art’ communications team, Bristol City Council appears incapable of properly publicising the list of candidates for the forthcoming elections.

A number of people have told the The Blogger they are unable to find the list on the city council’s website after spending a lot of time searching for it. It is actually hidden away here:

Presumably tonight’s Donovan gig at the Colston Hall is more important for them.

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