Up there in her high security, “No Plebs Allowed” Eagle’s Nest on the top floor of the Counts Louse, we learn that City Council Chief Exec, Bum Disease Ormondroyd, has been doing a bit of shopping with our money in these recessionary times.
In an attempt to lend this gormless old bag and small-beer New Labour apparatchik from Bradford – with her saggy tits and moronic MA in business school jargon she bought herself a few years back – the essential regal gravitas undoubtedly required to run a soppy little provincial arm of government, we hear she’s carpeted the whole of her offices – and corridors – a delightful shade of purple!
Apparently the hard flooring everyone else has to put up with at the Counts Louse just ain’t up to it for someone as important as Jan.
How much has this bollocks cost us then? An FoI request will be off in the next few days we learn.