After months of tortuous negotiations, The Blogger is pleased to announce that we have secured EXCLUSIVE rights to council leader Helen Holland’s Personal Christmas Message by Simon Caplan. Look out for Helen’s exciting seasonal message to the people of Bristol on Christmas Eve – only on The Bristol Blogger.
The Blogger will be taking a break for Christmas from Christmas Eve until the new year. However we will continue to work hard. The delayed Bristol Blogger Sunday Review of Books featuring the new Banksy book Home Sweet Home will be completed.
And The Blogger will be spending the Christmas period writing some sensational absurdist plays:
Waiting For Ormondroyd – in which a tragic Bristolian buried up to their neck in paperwork, surrounded by a desolate sea of filing cabinets, lost CDs and sketches of proposed centres of cultural excellence is forced to randomly utter the contents ODPM reports, equalities communities action plans and Simon Caplan’s press releases into the void.
Pigfucker’s Last Tape – in which a failed bureaucrat is trapped at the bottom of £10m pound hole they have dug with just a tape recorder to waffle their farewell message of hopeless cliches and corporate management jargon into.
Both will be appearing at the Old Vic no time soon.