A half-dressed Denise Van Outen who was not in Hartcliffe today
The new Morrison’s store at Hartcliffe – launched today in a hail of crazed government regeneration hyperbole that was enough to make you think they’d rebuilt the fucking Pompidou Centre brick by brick up there rather than a budget supermarket – opened at 9.00am this morning.
By 10.00am the police had arrived to make the first two arrests for shoplifting. . .
The Blogger’s only glad we didn’t cancel all engagements today and make our way there in the hope of meeting the face of Morrison’s – Denise “I like a fish counter” Van Outen – as she wasn’t there.
Instead the assembled “VIP” guests were treated to – thankfully fully dressed – Helen Holland, Prawn Dimarolo, dismal Tory Yorkshireman Ken Morrison and Royston Griffey prancing like a tit in his mayoral regalia.
Star-studded or wot?