Congratulations Bordeaux Quay – the “revolutionary project” to serve wealthy people food for inflated prices in a minimalist Harbourside location – you’re the inaugural winners of The Blogger’s prestigious ‘Middle Class Wankers of the Week Award’.
At an event at the ego-eaterie (surely eco? ed.) last week, The Blogger learns, the food was not prepared by a lowly cook or even a run-of-the-mill chef. Oh no. The food was prepared by nothing less than an “artiste-cuisiniere” who, prior to serving the food, performed a mime representing the meal for a fawning audience of gullible twats!
Pass the biodegradeable sickbag…
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