So farewell then… Richard Stott

Former Mirror, People and Today editor Richard Stott died earlier today. He’s popular in these parts for his love of the scurrilous and thoroughly disreputable Bristolian that was published until a few years ago.

Here’s what he said about the paper when he nominated it for the ‘Paul Foot Award for Investigative Journalism’ in 2005:

Spikey, angry, iconoclastic, rude, abrasive. The “smiter of the high and mighty” says The Bristolian on its masthead, evoking irresistible memories of early Private Eye. Run on its wits, talent and a shoestring, The Bristolian is the authentic voice of the streets. Foot would have loved and admired its two- fingered approach.

What a star, even if he did go to Clifton bloody College.

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Cuts for us, excuses for them

John BeesSteve ComerHeather Tomlison

Our old friend Steve Comer appears to have got himself a new gig after failing to become the leader of the council. The leader of Bristol’s Lib Dems, who also moonlights on the National Executive of the alleged left wing, anti-privatisation PCS (Public and Commercial Services) union, has now pitched up as the Chair of the city council’s Human Resources Committee which, probably, comes with an increase in his councillor allowances.

So what’s this champion of workers rights up to now then? Er, he’s cutting the income of some of the city council’s lowest paid workers of course.

At a meeting of his committee on Thursday night, Comer cheerfully removed pensionable allowances for heating, lighting and rent from residential caretakers and removed shift allowances from security workers, mobile caretakers and waste disposal crane drivers.

He also helpfully explained to the out-of-pocket workers that their pay cut was not a cut at all as far as he was concerned because “the aim isn’t to save money”. It was simply a matter of having to harmonise things in order to avoid expensive, equal-pay law suits he claimed.

Comer’s cut-free cuts are likely to have a devastating affect on the finances of the workers involved however. In some cases it will take the workers back to their pay levels of the early 1990s. One Residential Caretaker told Comer:

“Anne one of my colleagues, has kept her pay details going back to 1992 her take home pay was £152 per week – if this goes through I will be left with £152 per week in 2007 (after council tax, rent, water, lighting payments). This is not taking into consideration inflation and the fact that my £152 per week is worth less now than it did in 1992.”

Crane drivers at Days Road dump, meanwhile, had this to say about Comer’s cutless cuts:

“We are disgusted and outraged by HR’s intention to remove our shift working allowance, which would result in crane drivers (who all have wives and children) losing approximately £2,500 p.a. from their wages.”

Radical firebrand and man of the people Comer responded, “Those that find themselves losing out are not entitled to shift payments because they don’t work the hours that qualify.”

Neatly sidestepping the fact that he’s just changed the qualification rules to suit himself. What a shining example of modern trade unionism he is.

In Saturday’s Evening Cancer, a Bristolian had this to say to the likes of Comer and his fellow committee member, T&G union hypocrite and Labour Party Executive member John Bees:

“It’s small wonder that the city council is perceived as second rate by Bristolians, when it sacrifices its best ambassadors – not council officers on inflated salaries with work/life balance benefits, and not executive members on £40,000-plus, doing a job that was at one time unpaid (no review for them, I suspect) – but the low-paid.”

Hear! Hear! Comer and Bees might do well to think about this and perhaps, maybe, start to turn their Human Resources guns on some of these hopeless superannuated council officers on inflated salaries sharing out the work/life balance benefits.

They could start with Heather Tomlinson. Heather earns in excess of £120k a year running the city’s education department. And what happened to her recently when it was announced that the Redland Green School building project, which she is directly accountable for, was £5m – or 15% – over budget?

Fuck all that’s what. We have to pay people like Tomlinson a small fortune in wages – we’re told by Comer, Bees and the rest of the idiot brigade – in order to get the best. Then when these people demonstrably prove they’re not the best – in fact they prove they’re not even competent – nothing happens.

There should be no ifs and no buts about this. Tomlinson’s record is just not good enough. Her results in raising attainment in Bristol schools have been marginal at best; her strategy to force as many Bristol schools as possible out of LEA control and into academy status is obvious and simplistic and now she’s gone and pissed FIVE MILLION POUNDS of our money down the toilet because she can’t do her job properly.

She should bloody go! And if she hasn’t got the decency to hold her hands up and take responsibility – as her excessive salary demands – then Comer and Bees need to stop playing the macho tough-guys by pissing on the poor and get some real fire in their bellies and give her boot.

If it was down to The Blogger he’d dress the useless, over-privileged, yacht-owning money-waster in sackcloth, stick a “I’ve wasted your money” sign ’round her neck and personally march her through the streets of Bristol to the city limits encouraging people to throw rotten fruit and buckets of raw sewage at her as she goes…

But there’s no chance of that. Instead the city council are paying consultants – despite having an allegedly competent and highly-qualified finance and audit department at their disposal – to come in and find out what went wrong at Redland Green.

Meanwhile Comer and Bees have got far more important work to do than worrying over a wasted £5m. They’re now planning to privatise the jobs of drivers for special needs children!

Yes. Another privatisation to save a measly few grand a year at the expense of the low-paid while highly-paid officers get special protection from privatising councillors and more thousands thrown their way to pay consultants to produce a cover-up report for their multi-million pound errors.

What a complete and utter disgrace.

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Bonkers Iranian news item of the week

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallow

The Iranian ultra-right state-run newspaper Kayhan – the first choice for theocratic nutjobs – does not approve of Harry Potter it seems or its “American-British publisher which has Zionist collaborators, such as Warner Brothers”. Here’s what they’re saying about the new book:

The aims of the Zionist project, Harry Potter, has long been understood, even to the Western intellectuals and they have very frequently pointed out their suspicion about the book. Zionists have spent billions of dollars on this project.

Blimey. Another Zionist plot…

Hat Tip: Kamangir (Archer)

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Full steam ahead with New Labour

Paignton and Dartmouth Steam Railway

Grunting Opus Dei cabinet weirdo, Ruth Kelly, continues to demonstrate why she may well be the most hopeless government minister in living memory.

Another sideways move, this time to the transport portfolio after a gruellingly gormless spell at housing, finds her hapless as ever.

Demonstrating a fine knowledge of the West Country, she told the Commons on Wednesday: “There will be better and safer stations from Wolverhampton to Dartmouth, Cleethorpes to Swansea. Such towns and cities form the backbone of the national network.”

Not quite Ruth. Dartmouth hasn’t got mainline railway station. Although it does have the Paignton and Dartmouth Steam Railway, a tourist attraction run by volunteers.

Not sure they’ll be pleased to hear they now have to form the backbone of New Labour’s national rail network though.

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Bristol Music Festival

Bristol Music Festival

Dunno who this lot are yet or how legit they might be…

They sound dancier than the old crowd though and want to organise a music festival at Ashton Court next year and are raising money to do it.

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Told you so…

Southville School

OK, OK. Admittedly a little later than expected; it’s here. The Guardian’s ‘Let’s move to…’ column this week features Southville. It’s here in all its glory.

And quite amusing it is too. Sample:

Those priced out of [Clifton’s] lofty neighbour on the hill across the Avon started settling here in a colonial outpost, fending off the natives with olive oil and chants from Portishead’s first album.

Not sure I agree with this claim though:

“It seems to have reached that blessed moment of equilibrium in gentrification where there is a genuine social mix without inundation by candle shops and purveyors of reflexology”

That moment seems to have passed at least three years ago. Now North Street is as monotonous as any Tesco with its endless selection of overpriced olive tapenades, artisan breads and cafe bars.

George Ferguson, the red trousers and his bloody Tobacco Factory predictably get a bit more press as does Ben Barking and his voluntary sector crazy gang. The Southville Centre is also namechecked as a “real community centre”. What’s that then? One that subsidises the middle classes?

Overall Southville residents shouldn’t be too down though. One told me, “This attention for the area among wealthy liberal Londoners might put ten grand on my house price with a bit of luck.”

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How that CONgestion cash cow coming soon really works

Congestion charge

Thursday night, during another stroppy and less than impressive full city council meeting, one of the only things the Lib Dems and Labour managed to agree on was voting down Tory leader Bunter Eddy’s motion to have a referendum on road charging.

This means that the Lib Dems, Labour and the Greens are all agreed that congestion charging is the way forward for Bristol and are prepared to impose it.

Beware, however, any claims these parties make regarding the financial benefits road charging might bring to the city and the potential it has for funding improvements to Bristol’s ramshackle public transport system.

Southville’s Green councillor Charlie Bolton has already confidently claimed on his blog:

Serious action on public transport in Bristol will only be achieved with money – shed loads of money in fact. Congestion charging is a means of raising shed loads of money (a tax on motorists in fact).

But blogger and Ealing councillor Phil Taylor has spent considerable time doing the sums and he’s calculated that London’s congestion charge has generated a surplus of just £14m from a gross revenue of over £900m in the five years the scheme has been running.

This means that just 12p from the charge of £8 a day is potentially available for “serious action on public transport”.

The majority of the money generated from the scheme seems to have been spent on the massive capital costs of the project and the rest has been handed to the privileged, New Labour-friendly private sector partner for the project – Britain’s worst firm – Crapita.

Predictably a lot of money has also gone on advertising and yet another public relations gravy train with Transport for London spending £78 million a year on marketing and communications for what is effectively a monopoly anyway.

That’s over twenty-five times more cash going into a small industry of self-styled media creatives than is spent, from the supposedly revenue generating congestion charge, on transport improvements for people in London with proper jobs!

This could well be noteworthy here in Bristol because the other unaminous decision at Thursday’s city council meeting was to set up a transport authority for the greater Bristol region based on the Transport for London model!

Bristol’s young people and school leavers might want to bear this in mind for the future too. It looks like a training in PR and advertising is likely to be of far more benefit to them – though possibly not the city – than a training in traditionally useful skills like civil engineering or, say, train driving.

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Tinfoil helmet Tory loonspud councillor of the month

Tinfoli helmet man
A man in a tinfoil helmet

Well done the people of Bradley Stoke for electing Tory Councillor Brian H Hopkinson. This totally bonkers amateur climate change theorist reckons that air flights actually reduce global warming!

How so you wonder? Well, the good councillor explains all in The Evening Cancer in a response to our good old blogger friend Vowles The Green, apparently a no-nothing associate lecturer in environment at the Open University:

Immediately following 9/11, global warming researchers found that after just a few days of no air traffic over America, temperatures went up by two Celsius over normal.

From that discovery and much more extensive research they found that the vapour trails produced from aircraft contribute to what is called the glimmer affect, where warming of the atmosphere by sunlight is also reduced.

Ergo, if we stop all fights, which some so called eco-friendly experts propose, we may well accelerate our demise even quicker.

Ergo indeed. And it must be true ’cause it’s on the internet. Let’s get flying then folks…

Meanwhile yet another nutter writes to the Cancer today with an utterly sensational plan for tackling global warming:

As the [poles] now fast disappear, why not replace them with some form of reflective “plate”? And not just where the ice and snow used to be. How about our scientists testing reflective “plates” in, say, batches of several square miles in the world’s deserts, such as the Sahara, the Gobi, Nevada, even Australia.

This might, just might, help to prevent global warming and, who knows, stop some of the disastrous and torrential rain we all have recently witnessed.

Wow! Like save the earth by constructing giant tin foil helmets in the desert. Why didn’t we think of that? Thanks Harry White of Westbury-on-Trym. Don’t know whether he’s a Tory Councillor but he certainly looks like he’s got what it takes.

Vowles the Green has done a full rebuttal of Hopkinson’s vapour trail theory here.

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Golly GOSW! What a waste of money

Anyone got any idea what the Government Office of the South West or GOSW (pron: goz-wer) actually does? Our best guess is that Oxbridge civil service no-hopers who can’t make the grade in Whitehall are sent down here to keep them out of harms way.

GOSW was the brainwave of John Prescott’s Office of the Deputy Prime Minister or ODPM (pron: taxpayer funded vanity project for serial adulterer). And the idea seems to be to get 273 well-paid civil servants engaging in inconsequential meetings with each other in the tasteful environs of some rather plush riverside offices at Temple Quay.

The cost of this farrago was £14,684,860 last year and next year the staffing costs alone are expected to be £10.51 million. It doesn’t take a genius to realise that this doesn’t leave them with very much money to spend on actually doing anything if the staffing costs account for 70% of their spending. Then there’s the small matter of the rent to be paid for the luxury offices…

There are eight other Government Offices in the country and the total staffing costs are £93.75 million. Bargain!

If anyone knows what GOSW does perhaps they could let us know?

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More MoD balls

The MoD might have 1,000 highly paid experts working in media and communications but can they answer a simple parliamentary question between them?

Mr. Carswell: To ask the Secretary of State for Defence how many former departmental staff are working in senior management positions with BAe Systems.

Derek Twigg: The MOD does not hold this information.

Fancy that.

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