Gone surfin'

Jan and Dean - Surf City

The Blogger is away for the weekend. Moderated comments are on. Here’s Jan and Dean:

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City council jobwatch

Neighbouhood Arts OfficerFrom the people who decided that what the poor need is a sense of community – and an army of superannuated middle class regeneration wonks to deliver it – comes an even stupider idea.

What the poor now apparently need is the arts or “arts and cultural opportunities available at a local level” to be precise. And more to the point, we need a lot of council officers on good money to deliver this to “strategic priority neighbourhood areas of the city”.

So why not become a Neighbourhood Arts Officer starting on a sum slightly above the alleged average wage and rising exponentially until retirement? You know it makes sense.

Also, as reports begin to drift in from the press of gaps in life expectancy of up to 20 years between rich and poor, it’s nice to know the city council are taking notice:

There will be a particular priority to develop projects and pilots addressing health issues

Excellent stuff. But can anyone sane out there explain exactly how the fuck a few soppy neighbourhood arts projects are gonna seriously and effectively address massive life-reducing inequalities?

Startegic Communications OfficerMeanwhile over in the education department, no doubt to help deal with the recent drop in results for primary kids, they’re after a Strategic Communications Officer.

This poor sod has to get by on a wage of just £33,315 pa to start with. That’s considerably more money than they pay most of the teachers this communications expert will doubtless be blaming for anything and everything on a regular basis.

So ludicrous and out of hand has this middle class gravy train of pointless non-jobs down at the Council House got that even The Cancer is now asking questions.

This follows the announcement by the head of Social Services Annie Hudson – scraping by on about £100k a year – that a consultation is to take place on whether Bristol’s elderly should be charged for their ‘Life Line’ emergency alarm systems.

This, we learn, could save the council £180k – £200k a year. Less than the cost of five Strategic Communications Officers. Here’s what The Cancer says:

why pick on the elderly? Is it because they are seen as a soft target?

Or is the city council bereft of ideas for how to save money?

There are, of course, many other ways to save money. What about looking at the ranks of council employees? Why cut services? Why not reduce bureaucrats?

Virtually every business in this country has had to learn to become fitter and leaner in recent years.

But local authorities continue to carry vast workforces and become ever more weighed down by them and ever more bound up in red tape.

Surely it is time for a radical overhaul of how our councils operate, the money they spend and the number of pen-pushers they employ?

Well said. But who is it we vote for if we want to be rid of all these pointless, overpaid, middle class, unsackable bureaucrats?

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"We" wee

What a surprise. An increase in the number of kids in the city getting five good grades at GCSE from 43% to 47% finds education boss Heather Tomlinson miraculously back from her holiday and talking to The Evening Cancer:

“We are pleased with the progress that has been made overall this year. It is encouraging to see that improvement is continuing,” she gushes on the front page of the Cancer’s late edition today.

I see. When the results are good it’s all about that collective pronoun “we” isn’t it? When they’re bad, like the primary school results earlier this month, then it’s down to the schools and the teachers.

Update: BBC Points West has been reporting that the council – surprise, surprise  – may have been spinning these results. It seems when maths and english marks are properly weighted and included, the results are DOWN on last year. The BBC are also reporting that “off camera” council officers are now admitting the results are “disappointing”.

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Planning application of the week

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This might cause a bit of a fuss…

Yankies, KOR Developments Ltd of Tiley House, Hartcliffe Way, have put in a planning application to redevelop the old Esso garage on the Bath Road. The site is situated on the banks of the River Avon at Totterdown Bridge about halfway between the Three Lamps and The Paintworks. It’s also very close to the site of the proposed Arena.

Big deal you think. Well it might be when you hear the developer is proposing four residential buildings comprising of 108 apartments with 121 parking spaces. And here’s the killer… It’s proposed that one of the buildings will be twelve storeys high. That’s the same height as the tower blocks across St Philips at Lawrence Hill…

Full details and drawings are available at UKPlanning (Application no. 07/02745/F). The planning officer dealing with the case is John Douglass who you can speak to on 0117 922 4933.

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North Bristol NHS spin shocker

Nice to see North Bristol NHS Trust spending taxpayers money on blatant political spin for New Labour.

This dossier compiled by the Tories of hospitals at risk of downsizing includes Frenchay Hospital’s A&E Department which, as has been well-publicised, is being closed and the service moved to Southmead. Or so we thought…

Not so North Bristol NHS Trust thundered to The Mirror “it’s absolute rubbish – it simply is not true and is very annoying”.

In The Daily Mail Fiona Reid, spokeswoman for North Bristol NHS Trust, said the Tory claim that Frenchay Hospital’s A&E service faces the axe was “simply not the case”.

Great. Does this mean Frenchay’s A&E Department is to remain now? Or are we funding New Labour’s lies with money meant for our NHS?

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Jesse and the jews

Clueless equalities communities bore, Labour Social Services supremo Peter Hammond is at it again. News that Jesse Jackson is visiting the city has got Bristol’s Mr Diversity almost wetting his pants with joy at the thought of someone black, American and famous to be photographed with.

His hastily put together press release gushes:

”Reverend Jackson’s visit is a great honour for the city and a recognition of the work we have been doing to engage all our citizens in our democratic processes; ensure full participation and equality of opportunity for those from the Black and other ethnic minority communities and tackle racism and racial prejudice.”

Really Peter? Is that so? And what does Bristol’s jewish community, for example, make of your talk of Jackson’s visit symbolising this city’s work tackling racism and racial prejudice then?

While Jackson’s record in the US civil rights movement, supporting Afro-Americans is highly impressive, his record on race relations and supporting “other ethnic minority communities” is not. Jackson, especially, has a history of outbursts against jews.

He said of Nixon’s lack of interest in Afro-American issues: “four out of five [of Nixon’s top advisors] are German Jews and their priorities are on Europe and Asia”; he used to charmingly call New York City “Hymietown” and happily refer to jews as “Hymies”; he once announced he was “sick and tired of hearing about the Holocaust” and claimed that there are “very few Jewish reporters that have the capacity to be objective about Arab affairs”.

Or how about: “Zionism is a kind of poisonous weed that is choking Judaism”. Or Jackson’s view that the Democratic Party’s traditional support for Israel is because of “the Jewish element in the party … a kind of glorified form of bribery.”

Then of course there’s Jackson’s long-term dealings with Nation of Islam leader Louis Farrakhan, a dismal, old unapologetic anti-semite. He threatened the black Washington Post journalist, Milton Coleman – who printed Jackson’s “Hymie” remarks – in a radio broadcast accompanied by a public warning to Jews in general, made in Jackson’s presence: “If you harm this brother [Jackson], it will be the last one you harm.”

Nice.

It’s unlikely, however, that any of this will be a problem to Hammond and his fellow equalities communities crackpots wallowing around on the left of the Labour Party and the trade union movement.

This little lot, through a combination of years of kow-towing to Islamism and various theocratic nutcases; obsessing over a non-existent “Islamaphobia” and by making increasingly hysterical and irrational “anti-zionist” outbursts have been at the forefront of making anti-semitism respectable once again on the left.

So don’t expect much discussion of Jackson’s dirty little secret from the Bristol Labour Party or their trade union friends. Instead look out for those white men queueing up for their photo-op with Jackson and claiming they are tackling racism and racial prejudice on our behalf.

Thanks a lot.

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On the buses

First Bristol

A letter in Saturday’s Evening Cancer from this new UNITE super-union has a crack at Bristol North West’s Tory candidate Charlotte Leslie.

They accuse her of “breathtaking cant and hypocrisy” over her campaign for a better Bristol bus service because it was the Tory Party that deregulated and privatised local bus services in the 80s and created the current hopeless mess. Fair comment.

UNITE even quote Thatcher disapprovingly:

A man who, beyond the age of 30, finds himself on a bus can count himself as a failure.

Only problem here is that it’s now very well known that there’s no record of Thatcher ever having said this. What’s UNITE’s source for this quote? Or can we assume they don’t really know what they’re on about?

Although on the issue of the buses UNITE do make some good points about privatision and deregulation and how commercial considerations and profit have taken precedence over providing a decent service for the public while drivers’ wages have fallen to about half the average wage since the 80s.

However their partisanship is ridiculous. What’s with the party political point scoring? The Labour Party has had, locally 20 years, and nationally over 10 years to sort out these useless deregulated bus services and has done nothing.

Indeed the Labour Party has not reversed any Thatcherite privatisations at all in the last ten years and they have even introduced private sector reforms into healthcare and education services, which is way beyond anything Thatcher dared do.

So why no criticism of the Labour Party from UNITE? Why condemn one set of Thatcherites but not another? Do they seriously believe Labour are working in the interests of their bus driving members or the wider bus using public?

If they do then they are cretins.

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Bristol City Council: employee of the month

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This toy that reveals where anonymous Wikipedia edits originate from is proving very handy indeed.

Blogger reader Mapreader draws our attention to the city council employee who’s used their time exceptionally well to improve on the entries of a couple of senior Lib Dem figures.

The inability to spell ‘pillock’ correctly suggests 1st or 2nd tier officer or may be a Labour Councillor? Not to worry. You’re still The Blogger’s city council employee of the month. Congrats.

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Instant History! (Just add radicals)

1831 Riots from Brandon Hill
The 1831 Bristol riot from Brandon Hill

These skateboarders learn fast. Yesterday some of them attended Bristol Radical History Group’s 175th anniversary celebration of the Great Reform Dinner ruck of 1832 on Brandon Hill. Today they’re proclaiming from the pages of The Cancer that they’re oppressed like the ordinary people from Bristol’s past!

The skateboarders were invited to the celebrations on Brandon Hill to hear about some of the battles fought by ordinary Bristolian citizens for their rights to this public space, originally granted to all the people of Bristol in the 16th Century.

A talk by local history buff and UWE academic Steve Poole contained some compelling parallels between the battles to retain Brandon Hill as a public space and the situation on College Green today and obviously hit the right spot with some of the youngsters.

The Blogger was particularly taken with Steve’s story about the Chartist “police force” set up on the hill in the 1840s. Armed with large staves they took it upon themselves to police the authorities’ police force – based in a strategically built police station at nearby Jacobs Wells Road (now the RSPB HQ) – set up with the intention of intimidating Bristol’s Chartists who were meeting on the hill on a weekly basis.

Suffice it to say the meetings continued…

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While the greens gaily gather the ravers riot!!!

Forget Heathrow. All the action’s in Great Yarmouth…

Fifteen people have been arrested after a police station was attacked by a mob of around 100 people who hurled beer and wine bottles at the building.

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