Fancy that! Business West news

Ethics

As The Blogger reported here well before Christmas, a Business West press release published verbatim in yesterday’s Evening Cancer confirms that Business West will be merging with Swindon based GWE to form an organisation, GWE Business West, “to represent the views of its business clients and members at regional and national, public and private sector forums.”

Intriguingly the press release makes no mention of the role of Merchant Venturers and SWRDA board members John Savage and Colin Skellett (Blogger passim) in this new organisation. As predicted, Savage will be the CEO of the new organisation and Skellett will co-chair alongside GWE’s Nicky Morrison – neither a venturer nor a SWRDA board member – who’s quoted copiously in the press release.

Morrison, however, does confirm one of the key objects of this new organisation is to target SWRDA funds, which Savage and Skellett are directly responsible for “independently” disbursing on our behalf:

“The Government is looking for ways to simplify and increase the cost-effectiveness of its business support contracts, and public sector organisations, such as the South West Regional Development Agency and the Government Office for the South West, favour a regional focus.”

No mention is made in the press release about Northern Arc Ltd., a firm set up in April this year specifically to receive £8m worth of SWRDA funding to provide “Business Link services”. Northern Arc is now fully controlled by GWE Business West, which in turn is controlled by Skellett and Savage who are also responsible for awarding the money as SWRDA board members.

At present nobody seems to give a toss about this pair’s multi-million pound conflict of interest at the public’s expense.

COMING SOON: The Bristol Blogger’s John Savage profile – what he doesn’t want you to know …

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Gimmick Watch

Hot air

Other means of creating hot air …

Bristol City Council is planning another gimmick to help define the council’s top priorities for the future – even though they’ve done this all before and miserably failed to deliver the priorities.

The gimmick will take up the first two hours of the next meeting of the full Council on January 15th 2008 – and the public are invited to submit statements to the gimmick that will then be discussed by the city’s 70 elected councillors.

The meeting will be webcast live – and you can follow proceedings online at www.bristol.gov.uk/webcast

Welcoming the gimmick, Cllr Helen Holland, Leader of the Council, said: “Our last pointless gimmick – the Citizens’ jury on Waste – was a hugely spectacular waste of money to tell us the blindingly obvious.

“But since we have no vision for the city beyond a few hackneyed buzzwords – “delivering high quality”; “value for money”; “services for all”; “drive forward change”; “safer and healthier for all”; “deliver visible improvements” – and neither do we have a manifesto we thought we might as well wheel out yet another gimmick to patronise the electorate with instead.”

Leader of the Liberal Democrats Group, Cllr Steve Comer added: “To be honest I’m an out-and-out careerist and so desperate to be noticed I’d sign my party up for anything for a bit of publicity, even one of Bristol Labour’s ridiculous see-through gimmicks that serve no purpose.

“Many Bristol residents feel promises are made but not delivered. This gimmick gives councillors an opportunity to pretend otherwise.”

Leader of the Conservative Group, Bunter Eddy said: “Cor! I hope pies, cakes and cream tea are served too.”

Public statements telling this lot where to get off should be submitted in writing by 12 noon on Monday, January 14th 2008 – by post to Democratic Services Team, Room 220, The Council House, College Green, Bristol BS1 5TR, by fax to 0117 922 2146 or by e-mail to democratic.services@bristol.gov.uk. Anyone requiring further information can phone the Democratic Services Team on 0117 922 2362 (Minicom – 0117 922 2115).

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Counting the cost of Brown's Britain

1.4m – number of children living in poverty despite having a working parent in 1997

1.4m – number of children living in poverty despite having a working parent in 2007

(Source: Institute for Public Policy Research [pdf])

This would seem to indicate that Brown’s minimum wage and family tax credit policy (architect: Dawn Primarolo) has dismally failed …

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PFImary schooling

Just two months after unveiling a controversial and flawed ‘Primary School Review’, our Labour administration seems intent on implementing the plan without even bothering to respond to the criticisms levelled against it.

This week has seen announcements of a large new primary school for the Dove Lane area of St Pauls – discussed in more detail by Bristol KRS – and of a decision to not build a long-proposed small and much needed primary school on the site of Brunel College at Ashley Down in favour of enlarging Sefton Park Primary School in Montpelier instead.

Both decisions conform exactly to the proposals of last October’s ‘Primary Review’ document for a huge and costly primary school rebuilding programme based around large schools of up to 630 pupils – about double the average size of a primary school in a UK city. This review was hurriedly agreed by the Labour cabinet despite trenchant criticism from the NAHT (National Association of Head Teachers).

Among the NAHT criticisms were the following:

  • The document did not state as a matter of principle that all children will have access to a local school and that any changes to school organisation will take into account the views of the local community.
  • An assertion is made that larger school units are desirable. NAHT does not challenge the fact that economies of scale are achieved in larger schools but knows of no research evidence that shows the size of a school determines the levels of attainment although the quality of leadership demonstrably does.
  • In considering school size the argument is principally around efficiency of
    resource usage. Raising attainment may or may not be a consequential impact of this.
  • Does the Local Education authority know of research that shows school size in the primary sector impacts upon attainment?
  • NAHT is of the view that any individual proposal for a school (or pair) must be able to deliver an improvement in the quality of provision for pupils and the community.
  • The implication of this view is that fewer but higher quality changes are developed as resources allow. Not as may happen, namely a larger number of cobbled together schemes that make no difference and have little consequential impact.
  • Related to this view is that fact that any proposals must also be related to the capacity of the Local Education Authority to fully and coherently manage the transitions for schools. A smaller high quality capital programme would be something the Local Education Authority would be better placed to manage. At present the lack of integrated transition support for developments in children’s centres do not bode well in this regard.
  • At present we are extremely unclear as to what supporting evidence there is that 630 place primary schools are a good idea.
  • No primary school governors have been consulted on this review
  • We are concerned that the Primary Review document has not been sent to governors and was not referred to at all at the recent briefing for Chairs and Headteachers. This is clearly a matter that will have major implications for governing bodies, is causing a great deal of anxiety for Headteachers, and should therefore have been shared with them at the earliest opportunity.

The announcements this week from Labour education boss, Derek Pickup seem to demonstrate that these sensible criticisms and queries from experienced professionals have simply been swept under the carpet by politicians who’ve decided they know best.

Most worrying is the central criticism: that there’s no evidence that these brand new larger schools will improve attainment. But then that’s not our Labour politicians’ main concern is it? Because what these large building projects will improve is profits to the PFI developers procured to do the building work and run the buildings for the next 25 years.

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Dan Norris calendar horror

Dan NorrisThe Blogger’s sympathy goes out to the group of carefully selected unfortunates in the new constituency of North East Somerset, formerly Wansdyke.

For it seems their go-getting public schoolboy Labour MP, Dan Norris, has devised a new way to get his message across to the people.

Not only has Dan released this new official image of himself in a tough guy pose – already, incidentally, posted on his carefully edited Wikipedia entry – but we learn Dan has also sent out a brand new 2008 calendar to many of his lucky constituents in order to “reach” them better.

And what does the calendar feature? Er, 18 full colour photographs of Dan Norris.

Nice.

(Got any embarrassing crap of yer local MP? Then let us know.)  

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Crap-a-hack

Are you an entertainments supremo?

Could you handle Crackerjack?

Asks Evening Cancer editor Mike Norton on the back of his job supplement in today’s paper. So what the fuck is this gormless accountant up to now then?

It might sound strangely familiar to some of you but here’s what Norton’s crackers Crackerjack plan is all about:

It will be the definitive going-out website for Bristol, featuring a comprehensive guide to eating out in pubs and restaurants with news, reviews and listings covering everything you need to know about the local food scene.

So where does that leave Venue magazine then? Just before Christmas it was forced to move into Norton’s lair at the Lubianka and now we find Norton setting up a free web based publication in direct competition with the magazine.

If you want to apply to run the naffly-named production the full details are here. But be warned: you’re gonna be very busy. With just two staff you’ll be required to run a website and produce TWO supplements – one for the Cancer and one for the Western Daily Press.

So if your bag is working 100 hour weeks at a failing media empire with a collapsing circulation under the management of a little Hitler more interested in shafting one of his own publications then it’s the job for you!

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Rich! Beyond our wildest dreams …

My blog is worth $63,228.48.
How much is your blog worth?

Well maybe not rich. But according to the extremely reliable Dale Olsen’s Business Opportunities Weblog this ‘ere blog’s worth $63,000!

So if you want to get in on the ground floor of this extraordinary media opportunity, just get in touch through the usual channels.

And even if you don’t want to pay £30k for a stupid, worthless blog have a good 2008. And if you can’t be good, be safe …

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Counting the cost of Brown's Britain

Condoms

Bristol’s teenage pregnancy rate in 1998 – 51 per 1,000

Bristol’s teenage pregnancy rate in 2007 – 51 per 1,000

(Source for Mr Barlow: everychildmatters.gov.uk)

Considering that the teenage population has increased in this period, this actually means there’s been a net rise in teenage pregnancies in Bristol in the last ten years.

Although we are now, of course, into the eighth year of a £150m 10-year New Labour strategy to reduce conception rates nationally among under-18s by 50%.

The strategy locally appears to be being managed by our old friends GOSW through a maze of bizarre partnerships with health services, social services, regeneration organisations, education departments, housing associations and all the other big cash handout/low performance suspects.

And this local set-up – riddled with the usual array of steering groups, action plans, targets and performance indicators – has now spent seven years worth of public money creating inertia.

So what’s GOSW’s response to their failing bureaucratic Tower of Babel – employing an endless stream of Teenage Pregnancy Strategy Co-ordinators and the like? Er, more of the same while spinning away their failure with stats!

So coming to a desk near you soon: the Teenage Pregnancy Strategy 2007 – 2010 as prepared by our very own regional Teenage Pregnancy Partnership Board. Meanwhile GOSW are more than happy to completely mislead the people of Bristol:

The Department for Children, Schools and Families strategy for reducing the numbers of teenage pregnancies has already proved a success – with under 18 conception rates down by 11.8% and at their lowest level for 20 years.

See that? Money spent and nothing happening is a total success in GOSW-land!

You can rest assured Mr Cameron and his Tories will be responding to this utter failure of the left by using one word an awful lot over the coming year and it’s going to be very difficult for the poorly performing bureaucrats and their political bosses behind these social policy fiascoes to argue back given the hopeless bankruptcy of their own solutions.

That word is “Wisconsin”. You have been warned.

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Counting the cost of Brown's Britain

1997 – 292 families homeless in Bristol

2007 – 449 families homeless in Bristol

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Helen Holland's Christmas message by Simon Caplan

> Date: Mon, 24 Dec 2007 12:20:58 +0100
> From: simon.caplan@bristol.gov.uk
> To: helen.holland@bristol.gov.uk
> Subject: Re: Xmas Message to the People

>Helen
> Didn’t have time to finish the Xmas message as we’ve all gone to the pub instead after what has, frankly, been a nightmare of a fucking year trying to flog your dead horse of a council.

>
> Neither do we envisage much better next year if you Bees and Hammond have anything to do with it. Thanks a bunch love.
>
> We had a quick brainstorming session before we started sinking the gin in quantities and here’s a few buzz words and phrases. Just string ’em together to make your message.

>
>highly successful – significant improvements – service delivery – partnership working – delivering quality – customer focus – outcomes – value for money – innovation – community – leadership – energy – commitment – enthusiasm – continuous improvement – CSCI – OFSTED – CPA – ODPM – Showcase Bus Corridor – Beacon Council – Excellence in Procurement – Innovation – Improving Well – excellence – challenges ahead –  attitudes –  embedding values – best wishes to you and your families for Christmas and in the New Year …  – Jesus wept what a load of bollocks – we’re fucked – good night.
>

>See you next year if the RDA job offer doesn’t happen

> Simon

> Simon Caplan
> Head of Corporate Communications
> Bristol City Council
> 0117 922 2647

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