Another bad day for Bristol politics. We can’t even do the MPs expenses scandal – ‘Scamalot’ – with any class or style.
While the rest of the country is getting suitably worked up over whipping, flipping, double dipping and egregious claims for moat dredging, duck islands, multiple homes, electric gates and all those other “unfortunate errors in accounting”, what do we get?
Bristol East MP Kerry sodding McCarthy’s phantom bed and £17.50 bath tidy from Habitat.
Shit. How are us bloggers supposed to stay in business with material this thin?
Just goes to show: Tories claim expenses in poetry while Labour claim them in prose …