Urban Splash have ratcheted up the marketing campaign for their Lake Shore development in Hartcliffe a notch.
The website for the new development went live this week and in an intriguing twist they now seem to be promoting Hartcliffe as a top golfing destination!
What are they proposing? That the fucking yuppies tee off down Hartcliffe Way?
The website has also got a rather neat draw-your-own Lake Shore poster feature or ‘Pop Art Machine’ that comrade Evelyn may put to good use (see above).
(Cartoon by Evelyn Post. Evelyn Post is The Bristol Blogger’s resident cartoonist. He has a woman’s name)
Try the text only version of the site to get Urban Splash’s inaccurate marketing guff in all its full inanity. It was obviously written by someone with no love of either veracity or English grammar. For instance, it describes the building during its use as Imperial’s headquarters as: ‘A utopia for workers and bosses alike ‘ . Bollocks. It was cold in the winter and sweltering in the summer. Moreover, every time the wind got up you could see those big plate glass windows wobble and bow inwards.
Could South American marching powder been employed in the drafting of this drivel? I think we should be told.
Woodsy, the marketing guff clearly says:
They wouldn’t just make it up would they?
Marketing and advertising are not referred to as the ‘bullshit industries’ for nothing. 🙂
Just don’t mention slavery… 😮
‘Modernist shopping centres’? Clutching at straws here!
I’m not sure we can yet pin the balloon fiesta on Banksy…
Possibly not once the yuppocracy descends on south Bristol, with its Chelsea tractors and its executive saloons and its weekend cabriolets, as is the cash-given right of any self-respecting, Ethical Consumer-subscribing, ecological lip service-paying, high earning, self-preserving, mammonomaniac ‘work hard, play hard’ idiot…
“Suddenly a place you can live” – it’s not even subtle, is it? 😀
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