NEWS FLASH: Dead body in office for over 10 years

A political body, which is believed to have been dead for at least a decade, has been found in a Bristol council chamber – where council officers had carried on working as usual.

The corpse, believed to be the city’s governing body, was found by council cleaning workers a few days ago after members of the public reported a “vile stench” emanating from the chamber.

Bristol City Council has launched an internal inquiry to establish how the corpse went unnoticed for so long.

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5 Responses to NEWS FLASH: Dead body in office for over 10 years

  1. Evidently Chickentown says:

    the bloody cops are bloody keen
    to bloody keep it bloody clean
    the bloody chief’s a bloody swine
    who bloody draws a bloody line
    at bloody fun and bloody games
    the bloody kids he bloody blames
    are nowehere to be bloody found
    anywhere in chicken town
    the bloody scene is bloody sad
    the bloody news is bloody bad
    the bloody weed is bloody turf
    the bloody speed is bloody surf
    the bloody folks are bloody daft
    don’t make me bloody laugh
    it bloody hurts to look around
    everywhere in chicken town
    the bloody train is bloody late
    you bloody wait you bloody wait
    you’re bloody lost and bloody found
    stuck in fucking chicken town
    the bloody view is bloody vile
    for bloody miles and bloody miles
    the bloody babies bloody cry
    the bloody flowers bloody die
    the bloody food is bloody muck
    the bloody drains are bloody fucked
    the colour scheme is bloody brown
    everywhere in chicken town
    the bloody pubs are bloody dull
    the bloody clubs are bloody full
    of bloody girls and bloody guys
    with bloody murder in their eyes
    a bloody bloke is bloody stabbed
    waiting for a bloody cab
    you bloody stay at bloody home
    the bloody neighbors bloody moan
    keep the bloody racket down
    this is bloody chicken town
    the bloody train is bloody late
    you bloody wait you bloody wait
    you’re bloody lost and bloody found
    stuck in fucking chicken town
    the bloody pies are bloody old
    the bloody chips are bloody cold
    the bloody beer is bloody flat
    the bloody flats have bloody rats
    the bloody clocks are bloody wrong
    the bloody days are bloody long
    it bloody gets you bloody down
    evidently chicken town

  2. Bluebaldee says:

    Thank you. I’m now bloody depressed!

  3. Chris Millman says:

    I think when John Cooper Clarke wrote Evidently Chickentown it was the fucking cops who were fucking keen, etc.

  4. Jozer says:

    He recorded two versions, the ‘bloody’ version & the ‘fucking’ one.

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