Who’s this conveniently back from their holidays to provide a nifty soundbite to The Cancer on the improved A-level results at Ashton Park school?
“The school’s head teacher, Chris Gardner, has put a lot of effort into raising the profile of the school since he started here more than 10 years ago.
“Back then the school struggled to get parents to send their children here. Now it is over- subscribed.”
Why it’s Derek Pickup, Labour’s education spokesman, who was unfortunately away and unable to comment on the poor primary school results out just last week.
Still no sign of £120k a year education boss Heather Tomlinson though. Perhaps her boat’s run aground as well?